46 definitions by The Wog Whomper

A defining characteristic of the Pachuco. A notification that the wearer is a street gang member and should be beaten up immediately.
Hey, let's go beat up that greasy-haired Pachuco before he crosses the street.
by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005
1. A telephone.

2. A device honked by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their Lexuses, BMWs, or SUVs at the mall. It is a trumpet fanfare announcing to one and all that they are now locking their cars.
Megan can't come down now, she's on the horn.

Like all good soccer moms, Flannery blasts her horn a few times when she locks her Excursion.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
A group of stupid, ignorant street criminals that ties red rags around their ass holes.

Bloods spend their days hanging out on street corners making idiotic signs with their hands. They take what is not theirs and delight in hurting other people.
Best thing to do with those Bloods is shoot 'em all in the street. Save the taxpayers the cost of a trial and the cost of a Sheeny Shyster defense attorney.
by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005
A place where crips, bloods, and Pachucos are as happy as clams, but where crooked businessmen are nervous and should never bend over.
Ken Lay belongs in jail with a few hundred greasy slime balls.
by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005
Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.
"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
Very offensive slang for a Kraut.
Ludwig is a bossy, militaristic German.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
A government controlled by the wealthy.
Al Gore and John Kerry are plutocrats.
by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005