1022 definitions by The Original Agahnim
Someone from a town outside of a city that claims the city as her own to gain support/benefit from doing so, and to be inflammatory towards any people originally from the city that oppose her instead of compromise with her.
The bubbly girl was a poser that lied about every aspect of who she was and her life to make herself (her image) look put upon, like an underdog instead of a bully (since some people might unwittingly support or defend her that way).
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
Someone from a town outside of a city that laims a city as their own, just to be inflammatory towards the people that really are originally from the city.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
Someone that says they encourage disagreement even though they can't really take disagreement or opposition to them, and people have already ended up in jail or worse for standing up to them. Someone that only says they respect other people, their experience, their beliefs, or their opinions because they know they want other people to respect them, and not because they actually respect anything about the other person.
The poser always talked to people like she owned the place and had authority over over to encourage/discourage them to do things. She never held anything or anyone (except possibly herself) sacred enough to respect it/them.
by The Original Agahnim June 8, 2021
A female that wanted be daddy's little girl growing up, but was actually a mama's girl that learned to imitate tomboys she met in life to get attention.
His/her little sister was a poser as a kid and still is. She's never really been who she said she was.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
Someone that has to make clever abbreviations for words so that they don't end up cursing, to defend their appropriate and wholesome looking/sounding image.
He/she was a poser that didn't want to say anything that didn't make him/her look wholesome or appropriate. The fucked up thing about it was he/she also didn't want to say/do anything that made him/her look uptight or prudish, because he/she also wanted to play the people who hated anything wholesome.
by The Original Agahnim June 14, 2021
Someone from a town outside of a city that claims the city as her own to gain support/benefit from doing so, and to be inflammatory towards any people originally from the city that oppose her instead of compromise with her.
The bubbly girl was a poser that lied about every aspect of who she was and her life to make herself (her image) look put upon, like an underdog instead of a bully (since some people might unwittingly support or defend her that way, not realizing there was a reason she was an outcast).
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
Someone that claims to carry a pocket knife for protection/self defense instead of for the real reason they carry one, to look/sound/feel tough/strong/powerful.
The dorky poser with the glasses stabbed her boyfriend 16 times to have something to show for her not being the same chicken shit people knew her as when she was a kid, and thought that the jury wouldn't see right through her, and support her self-defense testimony. They knew she wasn't really the hardass she was portraying herself as, though she was a bully like any other.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021