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A system that is slowly being introduced all over the world. Smart Cards will be able to act as one card that can be used as:

* Bank & Credit Card & E-Money
* Passport
* Store Medical information
* Store Religious information
* Pay Tax / Use Public Transport / User Pay Services
* Store personal information
* Vote
* Store immigration/citizenship status
* Store criminal status
There are many problems with the smart card with the way governments handle; abuse and misuse personal information of the smart card holder.

In Malaysia and similar governments they refuse to give freedom of choice to their people to change religious status in order to manipulate exaggerated numbers of Islam and splice fear into those wishing to want freedom of choice. See M Moorthy for one example.
by The Moody Poet January 24, 2007
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When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.

Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.

Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.

Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!

TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!
by The Moody Poet December 26, 2006
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A transexual is what judges and politicians do in their spare time after work.

A transexual is when a man gets dressed up in women's clothing i.e. panties, bra, lacy crotchless knickers, suspenders, mini skirt, slutty wig, riding crop whip... You horny yet? You get the idea, or just look up the American politican Hoover.

See transsexual, tranny, trany, working girl,The Prophet Muhammad, Drag Queen, Queen of Hollywood, Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons or Elda Furry.
Hoover said in his best transexual voice, "Does this red mini-skirt make me look too commy Hedda?"

"Please Hoover I'm on a call at the moment!"

"But Hedda the phones not even plugged in!"
by The Moody Poet August 23, 2006
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Annabel Chong is a porn actress from Singapore that made world headlines when she traveled to America to engage in 251 sex acts with 70 men over a ten hour period (1995).

Setting a world's record for the biggest gang bang in 1995, Annabel Chong's record has now been toppled by many other eager porn actresses. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.

Annabel Chong also starred in the documentary titled, Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (Nominated Grand Jury Prize at Sundance). There are secret features/Easter Eggs hidden in the nipple of Annabel Chong on the DVD. This movie is a documentary to the gang bang and Annabel's family life.

Annabel has University qualifications (USC), is a web designer, visual photography artist, feminist and porn star. Annabel admits to sleeping with everyone on the university campus and then later getting bored. See cock swap or Jaspers Syndrome.

In her earlier life Annabel was gang raped over fresh trash in a rubbish store under a dirty ghetto housing block known as council flats in the U.K. The rape lasted most the night and Annabel was still not sexually satisfied. See I carried a watermelon.

Annabel is described as a hardcore princess that has used her sexual talents to shock the world into how somebody with so many professional credentials and descent family can pursue a life in the porn industry. Annabel has made many media appearances including, The Jerry Springer Show.

Noteworthy porn films:
1. The World's Biggest Gang Bang
2. Anal Queen
3. I Can't Believe I Did the Whole Team
Annabel Chong started pioneering a new on-camera triple penetration that had the porn industry in a sexual frienzy!

Annabel Chong could be compared to Barbara Payton cum-movie star cum-street hooker, accept Annabel started her Hollywood career from the porn-gutter up!
by The Moody Poet September 8, 2006
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A sicko that likes to have sex with children.

A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.
The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.

"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"

"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"
by The Moody Poet January 5, 2008
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To kill an infant or baby because they are male.

Male infanticide is virtually zero in comparison to female infanticide.

In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.
by The Moody Poet January 21, 2007
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A gunman went on a shooting rampage of nerds.

One witness described it as a nerdicide with splattered brains everywhere!
by The Moody Poet January 21, 2007
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