38 definitions by The Colonel
A gay man's beard.
The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.
Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.
The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.
Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.
by The Colonel May 2, 2006
A gay man's beard.
The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.
Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.
The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.
Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.
by The Colonel May 12, 2006
Unidentifiable substance, usually of a secreted, bodily fluid type nature. Australian version of "shmegma".
by The Colonel July 19, 2003
To loaf or goof around on the job. Supposedly an old union term describing laborers (or more specifically, bricklayers) who were going so slow, it was as if each brick were made of solid gold. One can alse be referred to as a "goldbricker".
Dude, I spent all day at work goldbricking - surfing the web, making long distance phone calls - basically just picking my ass.
by The Colonel August 6, 2003
by The Colonel November 4, 2005
A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.
by The Colonel December 2, 2004
by The Colonel July 18, 2003