Haircut-meter

Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!
Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline.

Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!

Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!
by That Raffy Taffy May 31, 2019
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Two handed snow mobiler

Its when you are fucking a girl doggy style and put both of your hands on her shoulders and start thrusting back forth like your riding a snow mobile.
by That Raffy Taffy May 03, 2012
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unfairyngitis

A false or otherwise fake illiness that a girl will give you to slow you down because she crushing but does want you to know.
Hey Raffy I'm sorry I can't have dinner with you on Friday, I have unfairyngitis and a dentist appointment on Saturday and my hair is wet by the way!
by That Raffy Taffy November 05, 2021
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Alligator tail

Similar to a rat tail haircut, but a alligator tails consist of the hair right above the butt. Originating from the area around New Orleans in the bayou.
Person1: You see that tour guides Phil's alligator tail.
Person2: You could barid that ass hair.

Person 1: You know that's new and sexy in the earth.
by That Raffy Taffy February 28, 2015
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booze jacket

When you have enough drinks in you that you don’t have to put a jacket on when it’s balls cold outside.
Person 1: Bro Marek where’s you jackets? It’s like negative -6 degrees out!
Person 2: Broham it’s all good I have a booze jacket on! It’s toasty
by That Raffy Taffy December 26, 2017
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dyked on

When a chick is being hit on by another female either in a private or public setting ei. bar, bathroom, club, or street.

Being approached or solicited by another female for sexual favors in the bathroom.
Person 1: Hey bro, Where's Martha? She been gone for a long time. Is she being dyked on?

Person 2: She went to the bathroom.

Person 1: She's probably being dyked on. fosho!
by That Raffy Taffy June 09, 2013
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Bit

1. A time period consisting of 3 mins
2. A time period consisting of 2 hours
3. A time period consisting of whenever an individual by the name of raffy(Rafael Antoine Pisowodski) decides it is!
Raffy: Coffee in a bit?
Roxanne: Sure, what does a bit mean?
Raffy: In a bit like short time!
Roxanne: Please define bit with those options!
by That Raffy Taffy August 06, 2022
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