Definitions by That Lego on the floor

scale of 1 to trump 

The new way of determining how ridiculous something is.

On a scale of 1 to trump, how stupid was that idea?

scale of 1 to trump by That Lego on the floor April 27, 2017

flying united 

When you get kicked or dragged off a commercial airliner.

I went on a business trip and I was told to give up my seat or I would be flying united.

flying united by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017

the 2 magical words 

GIVE UP

When trying to get a girlfriend or boyfriend, use the 2 magical words.

the 2 magical words by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017

Bozo the Clown 

Another name for the 45th president of The United States.

Hey Jim, Bozo the Clown said that he would ban people he didn't like

Bozo the Clown by That Lego on the floor February 15, 2017

boo-boo bug 

When somebody has a really bad case of the shits and is using the restroom more than 5 times a day

Oh boy! I got the boo-boo bug

boo-boo bug by That Lego on the floor February 15, 2017

butt-wich

Butt-wich: A sandwich that tastes like ass

This thing tastes nasty it is a damn butt-wich

butt-wich by That Lego on the floor February 13, 2017

First Floozie 

Another word for Donald Trump's wife Melania

Melania Trump? Oh yes she is the First Floozie

First Floozie by That Lego on the floor February 13, 2017