Definitions by Thanos Chicken
Lazy Sunday
A sex game where you put your dick into a girl's vagina, ass or mouth and just let it sit there without moving. Cumming is optional, of course. This is most effective on a Sunday.
Lazy Sunday by Thanos Chicken June 19, 2020
Tearjerker
A masturbation technique where you massage your dick while also rubbing it in your tears. Another person's tears can also work. If you cover your penis in tear water, then you can either be finished, or stick it into something or someone.
Tearjerker by Thanos Chicken June 19, 2020
The Bite Of '87
A sex game where your partner bites your dick, and clenches hard. The primary partner must endure the bite for as long as he can. If the primary partner cums in the other partner's mouth, or if the primary partner tells the other partner to let go, then the Bite Of '87 has been performed correctly.
The Bite Of '87 by Thanos Chicken June 19, 2020
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Larry: hey u want some thanos chicken hentai
Me: oh shit give me the sauce
Larry: jk lol
Me: i will fucking murder you
Me: oh shit give me the sauce
Larry: jk lol
Me: i will fucking murder you
Thanos Chicken by Thanos Chicken June 1, 2020
chicken powered nuclear bomb
chicken powered nuclear bomb by Thanos Chicken June 1, 2020
Genital Windmill
This is where you twirl your dick like a windmill when you're having sex so your partner can have a cool breeze on them.
me: genital windmills feel good, especially when it hits my balls sometimes
Sam: what the fuck is wrong with you
Sam: what the fuck is wrong with you
Genital Windmill by Thanos Chicken June 1, 2020