Definitions by Thank god for Boobies

House Fungus 

The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.

Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.

House Fungus by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Bulled it

To have the Audacity to think you can get away with plowing a Fitty with connections. Without consequence or reprisal. Only to find out there are consequences. Big ones !!!

He did what? Or he proper Bulled it.

Bulled it by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Clarking 

A man so late. He pulls his cum face half hour after he’s shot his load.

What’s wrong with your face are you Clarking. He was clarking on the train because he he had a wank before leaving the house.

Clarking by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Harris 

Someone who mastered munging to such a degree they are in an elite group of mungers. To signify their loyalty to the brotherhood of Munge, they shave their heads and grow shit beards. And developed a special tip touching ritual as a greeting.

I was so honoured the other day to meet and touch tips with the grand Harris himself, known as brother Joe. I am now a true Harris

Harris by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Cunninghammered 

Any Northerener who didn’t drink enough, so was banished to the south. Legend has it they favour being pegged.

After a very poor showing at a party. Dave after a short trial, was Cunninghammered to the south. Where he now lives as a power bottom with his family. And prolapsed butthole.

Cunninghammered by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Nealed 

The act of sucking on an exhaust pipe so hard the chrome comes off.

That has been Nealed to within an inch of its life.

Nealed by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Barbering

Karaoke enthusiast that destroys everyone’s ears.

He’s was Barbering when he got the Microphone

Barbering by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024