Thad Badassle's definitions

dougy

The best way to dance with a girl at nightclubs, or house parties.
Step 1. Ask the girl if she wants to dougy
Step 2. If 'yes' she will rub her ass on ur dick area.
Step 3. Don't let your dick area leave her ass area (so if she moves side to side, you move side to side)

Yesterday was AWESOME cuz me and her were doing the dougy at some nightclub!!! WOOO

by Thad Badassle April 15, 2011

One Pieced

Term used in Lacrosse.
To check (hit) someone's stick so hard, the player accidentally drops his Crosse (stick).

Man, Matt just go One pieced by that defender.

by Thad Badassle April 18, 2011

Samurai

Samurai facts:

-Samurai's can outrun there shadow
-Samurai's penetrate bullets
-Samurai's can stop a train at 200 mph by poking it
-Samurai's don't sleep, they plan the next move
-Samurai's fart can enhance human beings, too bad they don't fart in society
-Samurai's can kill a human being with a blade of grass
-Samurai's eat Gold and drink Mercury
-Samurai's can catch a moving bullet with their teeth
-Samurai's only use there Katanas if there life is in danger, too bad it never happens
-Samurai's tears seal wounds
-Samurai's daily exercise includes finger stands, push ups using your nose, and stopping shurikens with two fingers
-Samurai's never stops moving
-Samurai's bench the empire state building
-Samurai's march creates earth quakes
-Samurai's war cry creates thunder and lightning
-If someone saw a Samurai's face, their eyes would burn out, and their skin would melt
-One Samurai = 200 Ninjas
-Samurai's are better than ninjas

Guy 1 - Dude, You see Takemoto over there?
Guy 2 - Yea he's a Samurai

by Thad Badassle May 6, 2011

Wrestler

The last person you want to mess with in high school. Mistakenly taken as a homo because ALL the football, and basketball players a too pussy to actually fight them so in order to save their asses they post stupid shit on the internet to try to degrade them. Wrestlers are really loyal to their friends, especially their girlfriends. They will participate in any match or tournament even if they are ill or injured.

Guy #1: See that homo over there?
Guy #2: He's a wrestler...mad gay
Girl: Thats my boyfriend...you two are dead...
*Next Day*
Loud speaker: Guy #1 and Guy #2 had been found dead after insulting a wrestler. Both of them were beaten into a coma.

by Thad Badassle May 18, 2011

Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.

“Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
“Oh yea, let’s rip it”

by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019

Emergency Everclear

A spare bottle (or handle) of Luxco's finest multi-purpose drink. 190 proof (95% ABV).
Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer

Every College student should have an Emergency Everclear in their disposal.

by Thad Badassle April 20, 2017

Acquired Taste

Describes someone who is ugly at first, but gets prettier when you spend more time with them.

Guy 1: Why are you hanging out with her? She's ugly.
Guy 2: Nah Bro, She's just an acquired taste.

by Thad Badassle August 20, 2013