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A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019
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Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer
Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer
by Thad Badassle April 20, 2017
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Get the Acquired Taste mug.1. A "Fan" who only roots for the winning team.
2. A Fake Fan
Myth: Front Runners Only Like Yankees, Patriots, Heat, Bulls, etc
Fact: Believing the myth is basically saying, people from the NY, NE (MASS,NH,VE, MA) are all front runners.
Myth: Front Runners claim that they were "always fans"
Fact: Ask them a simple question like names of 5 players or starters for positions and their answer will reflect what they really are.
Front Runner: Switches their "Favorite" team within 3 years or less.
Fan: Always 1 team for life
Front Runner: Can only name 1-3 players (normally the famous ones)
Fan: Can Name pretty much the whole roster along with player numbers etc.
Front Runner: Never Watches the Games except for championships
Fan: Watches all the Games and actually remembers key highlights.
2. A Fake Fan
Myth: Front Runners Only Like Yankees, Patriots, Heat, Bulls, etc
Fact: Believing the myth is basically saying, people from the NY, NE (MASS,NH,VE, MA) are all front runners.
Myth: Front Runners claim that they were "always fans"
Fact: Ask them a simple question like names of 5 players or starters for positions and their answer will reflect what they really are.
Front Runner: Switches their "Favorite" team within 3 years or less.
Fan: Always 1 team for life
Front Runner: Can only name 1-3 players (normally the famous ones)
Fan: Can Name pretty much the whole roster along with player numbers etc.
Front Runner: Never Watches the Games except for championships
Fan: Watches all the Games and actually remembers key highlights.
Actual Conversation with a Front Runner
FR: You See the Superbowl XLVI.
ME: Yea, could have been better if the Pats won
FR: EWWW PATS FAN
ME: You a Giants Fan?
FR: YEA GIANTS RULE!!!!
ME: Yea, well Giants didnt get that 96 yrd drive or a brilliant QB.
FR: I dont Care! Giants WON!!!!
ME:*Suspecting a Front Runner* What was the final score?
FR: I dont Care! Giants WON!!!!
ME: Name 5 players on the Giants and give numbers.
FR: Eli Manning, 10. Hakeem Nicks, dont care. Bradshaw, dont know. Cruz, dont know.
ME: You dont watch Football do you?
FR: To be honest I only root for NY Teams. I Like the Giants, Jets <----WTF???---->Yankees, and Mets.
ME: Wow...even more pathetic than the average Giants Fan.
FR: You See the Superbowl XLVI.
ME: Yea, could have been better if the Pats won
FR: EWWW PATS FAN
ME: You a Giants Fan?
FR: YEA GIANTS RULE!!!!
ME: Yea, well Giants didnt get that 96 yrd drive or a brilliant QB.
FR: I dont Care! Giants WON!!!!
ME:*Suspecting a Front Runner* What was the final score?
FR: I dont Care! Giants WON!!!!
ME: Name 5 players on the Giants and give numbers.
FR: Eli Manning, 10. Hakeem Nicks, dont care. Bradshaw, dont know. Cruz, dont know.
ME: You dont watch Football do you?
FR: To be honest I only root for NY Teams. I Like the Giants, Jets <----WTF???---->Yankees, and Mets.
ME: Wow...even more pathetic than the average Giants Fan.
by Thad Badassle April 10, 2012
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Eminem: Raps about fictional events that could happen.
Slim Shady: Raps that are fun to listen to and diss pop stars.
Marshal Mathers: Raps about his life as a dad and a husband.
Eminem: Raps about fictional events that could happen.
Slim Shady: Raps that are fun to listen to and diss pop stars.
Marshal Mathers: Raps about his life as a dad and a husband.
Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers:
Eminem Raps:
-Love the Way you lie ft Rihanna
-Space Bound
-Stan ft Dido
-No Love ft lil wayne
-3 a.m.
-Beautiful
-etc
Slim Shady Raps:
-Just Lose It
-We Made You
-Superman
-The Real Slim Shady
Marshal Mathers Raps:
-Mockingbird
-Cleanin' out my closet
-When I'm Gone
-Like Toy Soldiers
Eminem Raps:
-Love the Way you lie ft Rihanna
-Space Bound
-Stan ft Dido
-No Love ft lil wayne
-3 a.m.
-Beautiful
-etc
Slim Shady Raps:
-Just Lose It
-We Made You
-Superman
-The Real Slim Shady
Marshal Mathers Raps:
-Mockingbird
-Cleanin' out my closet
-When I'm Gone
-Like Toy Soldiers
by Thad Badassle September 8, 2011
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2.) Maybe the First best thing to do if there was somebody else doing it with you
2.) Maybe the First best thing to do if there was somebody else doing it with you
by Thad Badassle July 5, 2011
Get the Sleeping mug.The last person you want to mess with in high school. Mistakenly taken as a homo because ALL the football, and basketball players a too pussy to actually fight them so in order to save their asses they post stupid shit on the internet to try to degrade them. Wrestlers are really loyal to their friends, especially their girlfriends. They will participate in any match or tournament even if they are ill or injured.
Guy #1: See that homo over there?
Guy #2: He's a wrestler...mad gay
Girl: Thats my boyfriend...you two are dead...
*Next Day*
Loud speaker: Guy #1 and Guy #2 had been found dead after insulting a wrestler. Both of them were beaten into a coma.
Guy #2: He's a wrestler...mad gay
Girl: Thats my boyfriend...you two are dead...
*Next Day*
Loud speaker: Guy #1 and Guy #2 had been found dead after insulting a wrestler. Both of them were beaten into a coma.
by Thad Badassle May 18, 2011
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