olympic sit-up

When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack
Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up
by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005
mugGet the olympic sit-upmug.

the art of schulz

being well versed in the ways of kick-assedness
-damn, you finished the bottle already?
-no doubt
-fukn art of schulz
by thaoriginal March 18, 2005
mugGet the the art of schulzmug.

the shocker

to get girls warmed up for anal, I use the shocker
by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005
mugGet the the shockermug.

liquid fiend

hardcore liquor shot

start with a shot of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager)

Snort it!
by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005
mugGet the liquid fiendmug.

ditch fucker

nasty country girl (highly likely skag whore) who's stank you don't want in your car, so you toss her in a ditch and most likely ass to mouth her. You have to take off and leave her in the ditch for it to count. (helps if you bust in her eyes so she can't see)
q: how was the cottage?
a: I was so fukn loaded that i grabbed a ditch fucker
by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005
mugGet the ditch fuckermug.

fuck you go home

Hardecore liquor shot
start with one shot each of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager), tequila and vodka.
Drink the liquid cocaine through a straw while pouring the other two shots into the shot glass
joe: I bet i can do one of those
bob: sure dicksmack
joe: (slurp)...falls over
bob: fuck you go home

also see the militia and liquid fiend
by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005
mugGet the fuck you go homemug.

five dollar ho

after a blow job and spewing on her face, slap her with a five dollar bill so it sticks
*Variation*
If she is a skag whore you can ask for change
by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005
mugGet the five dollar homug.