ThaOriginal's definitions

the shocker

two fingers in the kitty and one in the a$$

to get girls warmed up for anal, I use the shocker

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

skag whore

a bitch so nasty, it looks like someone lit her head on fire and put it out with a shovel

1. damn that is one nasty ass skag whore
2. That fukn skag whore grabbed my balls

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

five dollar ho

after a blow job and spewing on her face, slap her with a five dollar bill so it sticks

*Variation*
If she is a skag whore you can ask for change

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

bulbis

1. Overinflated
2. someone with a really fucking big head

what the hell is bulbis doing here?

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

ditch fucker

nasty country girl (highly likely skag whore) who's stank you don't want in your car, so you toss her in a ditch and most likely ass to mouth her. You have to take off and leave her in the ditch for it to count. (helps if you bust in her eyes so she can't see)

q: how was the cottage?
a: I was so fukn loaded that i grabbed a ditch fucker

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

shiminabub

crazy whacked out insect with shitloads of tentacles and wings and teeth bent on world domination. Highly effective at camouflage, can only be seen through ingestion of copious amounts of shrooms.
Also called imminashish

Holy shit that shiminabub is fucking huge!
fuck there's another! i'm outta here! It's chasing me! help! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005