ThaOriginal's definitions

ditch fucker

nasty country girl (highly likely skag whore) who's stank you don't want in your car, so you toss her in a ditch and most likely ass to mouth her. You have to take off and leave her in the ditch for it to count. (helps if you bust in her eyes so she can't see)

q: how was the cottage?
a: I was so fukn loaded that i grabbed a ditch fucker

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

shiminabub

crazy whacked out insect with shitloads of tentacles and wings and teeth bent on world domination. Highly effective at camouflage, can only be seen through ingestion of copious amounts of shrooms.
Also called imminashish

Holy shit that shiminabub is fucking huge!
fuck there's another! i'm outta here! It's chasing me! help! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

texas mickey

Big ass bottles of liquor sold at Canadian liquor stores. Comes in CC Rye, Bacardi Rum, Crown Royal and Absolut Vodka. $100 for 3 Litres (almost a gallon)

joe: whadya wanna do tonite?
bob: lets get a texas mickey and some hoes
joe: dude i'm sick of your mom

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

the goodness

high quality skunky sticky icky that you only wish you knew someone who would sell it to you. Can be know to cause extreme paranoia and Taco Bell sauce fights

joe: yo i grabbed the goodness today
bob: roll it then nigga!

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

fuck you go home

Hardecore liquor shot
start with one shot each of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager), tequila and vodka.
Drink the liquid cocaine through a straw while pouring the other two shots into the shot glass

joe: I bet i can do one of those
bob: sure dicksmack
joe: (slurp)...falls over
bob: fuck you go home

also see the militia and liquid fiend

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

the militia

Liquor shot

80% JD
20% Creme de Menthe (the clear shit, not the creamy)

The militia's coming to town to fuck you up!

Also see
fuck you go home and liquid fiend

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

liquid fiend

hardcore liquor shot

start with a shot of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager)

Snort it!

Also see fuck you go home and the militia

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005