Definitions by Texas Hook 'Em
Cheeze-It Hooker
She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.
Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.
Cheeze-It Hooker by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025
Gorlick’d
Yo brother, my long distance girlfriend Licky G cheated on me. I caught her red-handed. She keeps trying to get back together. A month and a half later, she’s still telling me she loves me.
But she only calls in the morning because she’s in bed with another man every night. She’s Gorlick’ing me.
I’ve been getting Gorlick’d for a month and a half. Have the balls to let me go. Say the words, I don’t need to keep wondering.
But she only calls in the morning because she’s in bed with another man every night. She’s Gorlick’ing me.
I’ve been getting Gorlick’d for a month and a half. Have the balls to let me go. Say the words, I don’t need to keep wondering.
Gorlick’d by Texas Hook 'Em March 31, 2025
Washington Chili Bowl
Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.
He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.
Washington Chili Bowl by Texas Hook 'Em February 1, 2024
Dickschnoggle
The CEO asked for a 2-day strategic planning session, and completely missed a full day of the meeting, what a dickschnoggle. He was still drunk from watching Texas Teck lose the National Championship the night before.
Dickschnoggle by Texas Hook 'Em April 9, 2019
Dirt Aggie
A derogatory reference for the Texas Tech Red Raiders, combining the ever prevalent dirt in Lubbock with their hated rivals the Texas A&M Aggies. Often delivered by Texas Longhorn students and graduates.
Dirt Aggie by Texas Hook 'Em January 9, 2019