Definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.
Masturbation Station
The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.
Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.
Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.
Guy 1: Ewwww
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!
Guy 2: Ahhh gross
Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.
Guy 1: Ewwww
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!
Guy 2: Ahhh gross
Masturbation Station by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010
Crowdcaster
The person who sits in the crowd and feels the need to point out everything that is going on in the game very loudly to whoever he is sitting with. He or she usually has extensive knowledge of the sport at which they are attending, but feel the need to put this on display loudly and obnoxiously on every single play.
Guy 1: Never go to a game with Nick.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's a crowdcaster. He was shouting out every play in excruciating detail. I was thinking 'Dude shut up; we all know he missed the ball. You don't have to explain how he should have done it!'
Guy 2: I hate crowdcasters. Anyone crowdcasting should be banned from sports!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's a crowdcaster. He was shouting out every play in excruciating detail. I was thinking 'Dude shut up; we all know he missed the ball. You don't have to explain how he should have done it!'
Guy 2: I hate crowdcasters. Anyone crowdcasting should be banned from sports!
Crowdcaster by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010
Super Soaker Surprise
When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
Super Soaker Surprise by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010
Tragic Number
In sports, the opposite of the "magic number". The amount of games the team in 2nd place in a division needs to lose to lose the division.
Sportscenter: "The Yankees win tonight gives them a magic number of 7."
Red Sox fan: "Damn, now our tragic number is down to 7."
Red Sox fan: "Damn, now our tragic number is down to 7."
Tragic Number by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Centimeter Peter Syndrome
Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"
Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"
Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"
Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
Centimeter Peter Syndrome by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Phoney Number
Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
Phoney Number by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Google Brain
A person who is really smart, and everyone asks them for help with things they don't understand. The person has extensive knowledge of many different subjects.
Guy 1: "I think I put the right answer for #3 on that test"
Guy 2: "Well I put A."
Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."
Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."
Guy 2: "Well I put A."
Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."
Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."
Google Brain by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010