When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.
Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 23, 2010
When a guy or girl does not go slow or easy on their partner who is having sex for their first time.
Guy 1: So you finally had sex with Tonya last night? Was she a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 23, 2010
When a man or group of men have the mindset that they need to have casual sex with every hot woman in the same situation. Situations are usually long term places like school, work or regulars in a bar or club.
Womanifest Destiny, being much like the United States' original idea of manifest destiny, has caused the downfall of many men.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010
Slang for a woman's pussy.
Greg bragged extensively to all of his friends after finally getting to bang Rhonda's Dutch Twolips.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010
A person who is really smart, and everyone asks them for help with things they don't understand. The person has extensive knowledge of many different subjects.
Guy 1: "I think I put the right answer for #3 on that test"
Guy 2: "Well I put A."
Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."
Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."
Guy 2: "Well I put A."
Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."
Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 22, 2010
A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.
1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.
2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.
2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010
A weird sex toy which resembles a Chinese Finger Trap, except it is made out of a softer material. Two gay men put their penises in it, and once "trapped" they take turns pulling away from each other to get gratification.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010