Teve Torbes's definitions
Definition of /\ : feeling or energy produced during an experience usually from music or live show
When you’re at a concert and a person raises their hands in the air above their head in a steeple gestured in tapping the tips of the fingers. “peaking” with energy. The energy from the band had everyone peaking during the entire show. The energy from the music hits you in the feels.
When you’re at a concert and a person raises their hands in the air above their head in a steeple gestured in tapping the tips of the fingers. “peaking” with energy. The energy from the band had everyone peaking during the entire show. The energy from the music hits you in the feels.
by Teve Torbes November 21, 2019
Get the /\mug. Tonehoffing is the art of stealthily replacing an unsuspecting friend's ring tone with an embarrassing song. Basically, it's Hasselhoffing but applied to a phone.
Dude, at the Save The World charity dinner last night, I took tonehoffing to a whole new level. Replaced Bill Gates's ring tone with that gay ass song from the Apple commercial. Steve Jobs crapped his pants it was so damn funny.
by Teve Torbes August 1, 2008
Get the Tonehoffingmug. Gerbilizing is the act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
Proper Gerbilizing requires assembling the following paraphenalia:
- A Healthy Gerbil
- Duct Tape
- String
- A Lead Pipe
One begins gerbilizing by first wrapping the animal's claws with duct tape so that the target anus and rectum will not be ruptured during the act. One then proceeds to lubricate the anus and the exterior surface of a small lead pipe. One then inserts the pipe into the target rectrum. The pipe must be inserted to a sufficient distance for the gerbil to fully enter the rectum. Finally, a string is tied around the gerbil's midsection and the rodent is run up the pipe into the target rectum. The pipe is then removed leaving the gerbil embedded in the target rectum with only the string protruding. At this point, the gerbil will squirm and convulse inside the rectum providing the target with intense rectal stimulation. Once the gerbil is exhausted or anal orgasm is achieved, the gerbil is removed by tugging gently on the protruding string.
It is widely held that actor Richard Gere partakes in the act of Gerbilizing.
Proper Gerbilizing requires assembling the following paraphenalia:
- A Healthy Gerbil
- Duct Tape
- String
- A Lead Pipe
One begins gerbilizing by first wrapping the animal's claws with duct tape so that the target anus and rectum will not be ruptured during the act. One then proceeds to lubricate the anus and the exterior surface of a small lead pipe. One then inserts the pipe into the target rectrum. The pipe must be inserted to a sufficient distance for the gerbil to fully enter the rectum. Finally, a string is tied around the gerbil's midsection and the rodent is run up the pipe into the target rectum. The pipe is then removed leaving the gerbil embedded in the target rectum with only the string protruding. At this point, the gerbil will squirm and convulse inside the rectum providing the target with intense rectal stimulation. Once the gerbil is exhausted or anal orgasm is achieved, the gerbil is removed by tugging gently on the protruding string.
It is widely held that actor Richard Gere partakes in the act of Gerbilizing.
-Man, I heard a couple of gerbils disappeared from the science lab last week.
--Dude, I just saw Benny lifting a pipe from that new house they're building on 52nd. You don't think..
-Christ, he's at the Gerbilizing again. I thought his last trip to the ER scared him straight.
--Dude..
--Dude, I just saw Benny lifting a pipe from that new house they're building on 52nd. You don't think..
-Christ, he's at the Gerbilizing again. I thought his last trip to the ER scared him straight.
--Dude..
by Teve Torbes March 7, 2008
Get the gerbilizingmug. To jack off (J) and then sleep (S) for 30 minutes (30). Hence JS30. This is the ultimate relaxation combo.
Dude I was beat after my 8am so I went back to my room and pulled a JS30 before my lab. Damn was that refreshing!
by Teve Torbes October 13, 2007
Get the js30mug. 
Jack Off, then Sleep for 30 minutes. Hence J-S-30. For some, this is the ultimate form of refreshment.
Dude I was beat after that BioSci exam, but I went back to my room and pulled a JS30. Now I feel like a million bucks!
by Teve Torbes October 4, 2007
Get the JS30mug. I was rushing off for a business trip but nicely, my wife let me quoin her in the kitchen before I left. It really mellowed me out for the taxi ride!
by Teve Torbes November 24, 2010
Get the Quoinmug.