Definitions by Tethys Wrenslayer

12 Ball

When a girl with a stoma feels that a 10 Ball does not Lube the dog’s arse.

Sharon: ‘So many action points after yesterday’s 12 Ball. Show me the minutes again.’

12 Ball by Tethys Wrenslayer March 10, 2023

Meningism 

A word that has two very different meanings depending on the speed of its utterance.

1. Said quickly; a clinical syndrome of headache, neck stiffness and photophobia. Often indicative of inflammation in or around the meninges.

2. Said slowly; a situation describing multiple male bukkake recipients.

I’d rather see meningism than have meningism.

Meningism by Tethys Wrenslayer February 19, 2023

Seeing Toto

When a small group of homosexuals arrange to meet up to see a band or other event but due to their incompetence, one is missing. This is either due to forgetfulness or a manufactured excuse.

1st dude: Why isn’t Matthew here?
2nd dude: He said his car windscreen is broken.
1st dude: But we’re seeing Toto!

Seeing Toto by Tethys Wrenslayer January 30, 2023

Lube the dog’s arse 

Meet expectations. Achieve a required standard.

That dose of induction agent is not going to lube the dog’s arse.

Lube the dog’s arse by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022

scroty brush 

A hairbrush festooned with short, sharp, stiff bristles. Often taken from an ex-wife, it can provide immense relief when rasped against an itchy scrotum.

My scrotal pruritus was so intense last night that I borrowed my wife’s hairbrush to relieve it. Little does she know, it’s now my scroty brush.

scroty brush by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022

Rudford

A small village in Gloucestershire, UK. Famous for a conservatory that periodically fills with junk and mysteriously empties itself.

That Assyrian Empire seems to be up and down like the junk in a Rudford Conservatory.

Rudford by Tethys Wrenslayer January 15, 2022