liquor lock

A lock that locks up a liquor cabinet in a house so the kids/teens can't get to the liquor.
The kids had a big house party while we were away for the weekend and they got into the liquor. We need a liquor lock!
by Teratogen February 03, 2012
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wild freight

Freight that has lost its paperwork, so nobody knows where it is going. (Roadway.)
We have a box of wild freight on this truck!
by Teratogen October 07, 2010
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trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.
Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!
by Teratogen September 15, 2010
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trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.
Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!
by Teratogen September 15, 2010
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willy drooper

Something that causes a man to lose his erection.
I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!
by Teratogen May 26, 2012
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comatoasted

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
by Teratogen May 03, 2011
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toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.
I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.
by Teratogen August 03, 2013
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