The idea that God created the Universe but then Evolution took over and developed the Universe.
I don't believe in Creationism or Evolution by themselves. I believe in CREATOLUTION
Something that causes a man to lose his erection.
I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!
I need to go pick up my kid from germcare.
The whole kerschmeel is the whole ball of wax, the whole enchilada, the whole shebang, the whole nine yards!
This rave is whole kerschmeel!
A lock that locks up a liquor cabinet in a house so the kids/teens can't get to the liquor.
The kids had a big house party while we were away for the weekend and they got into the liquor. We need a liquor lock!
Sharon is watching a sitcon. It is giving her the laffyhahas.
I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!