weinergate

Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!
by Teratogen December 08, 2011
mugGet the weinergatemug.

bedlock

We are not married, but we are in bedlock.
by Teratogen June 15, 2009
mugGet the bedlockmug.

trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.
Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!
by Teratogen September 15, 2010
mugGet the trashaniummug.

willy drooper

Something that causes a man to lose his erection.
I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!
by Teratogen November 05, 2012
mugGet the willy droopermug.

tits flying

A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
by Teratogen December 25, 2011
mugGet the tits flyingmug.

trolled by my ovaries

When a woman gets pregnant and it turns out to be twins (or n-tuplets) instead of a single baby.
I just got back from my ob-gyn and she says I have triplets! I have been trolled by my ovaries!
by Teratogen October 31, 2010
mugGet the trolled by my ovariesmug.