Teratogen's definitions

creatolution

The idea that God created the Universe but then Evolution took over and developed the Universe.

I don't believe in Creationism or Evolution by themselves. I believe in CREATOLUTION

by Teratogen February 6, 2013

willy drooper

Something that causes a man to lose his erection.

I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!

by Teratogen November 5, 2012

antsy in the pantsy

The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.

My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!

by Teratogen June 2, 2011

laffyhahas

The giggles.

Sharon is watching a sitcon. It is giving her the laffyhahas.

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

ke ke te huru huru

Polynesian for "heave ho", from the book Kon-Tiki, by Thor Heyerdahl.

Ke ke te huru huru!

by Teratogen August 8, 2010

famine padding

The fat found on a fat human being.

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?

by Teratogen September 29, 2013

quivering clam of love

Poetic name for the vagina.

I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!

by Teratogen June 12, 2011