trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.
Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!
by Teratogen September 15, 2010
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trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.
Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!
by Teratogen September 15, 2010
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comatoasted

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
by Teratogen May 03, 2011
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famine padding

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?
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laffyhahas

Sharon is watching a sitcon. It is giving her the laffyhahas.
by Teratogen June 25, 2011
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quivering clam of love

Poetic name for the vagina.
I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!
by Teratogen May 19, 2011
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merrybirthaversary

When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.
I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!
by Teratogen December 28, 2012
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