toltec trots

diarrhea, especially from eating food or drinking water in Mexico.

I ate tacos in Nogales, Mexico. Later on I got the Toltec Trots.

by Teratogen September 04, 2013

trolled by my ovaries

When a woman gets pregnant and it turns out to be twins (or n-tuplets) instead of a single baby.

I just got back from my ob-gyn and she says I have triplets! I have been trolled by my ovaries!

by Teratogen October 31, 2010

antsy in the pantsy

The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.

My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!

by Teratogen June 02, 2011

willy drooper

Something that causes a man to lose his erection.

I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!

by Teratogen November 05, 2012

hail sale

When hail falls on a car dealership, all the new and used cars get dinged up by the hail. They are then put on sale for a reduced price. Hence the term, "hail sale".

After that mega-thunderstorm moved through, the local dealership had a hail sale.

by Teratogen August 25, 2013

tits flying

A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.

I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.

by Teratogen December 25, 2011

weinergate

Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.

Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!

by Teratogen December 08, 2011