Definitions by Teratogen

breast birching 

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.

My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!

breast birching by Teratogen August 23, 2011

slow code 

Responding slowly, "going through the motions", to rescucitating a person with severe dementia or a terminal disease goes into cardiac arrest.

The homeless person with severe dementia went into cardiac arrest. The doctor slow coded him.

slow code by Teratogen July 5, 2011

laffyhahas 

The giggles.

Sharon is watching a sitcon. It is giving her the laffyhahas.

laffyhahas by Teratogen June 28, 2011

magnificent pontoons of love 

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

magnificent pontoons of love by Teratogen June 28, 2011

quivering clam of love 

Poetic name for the vagina.

I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!

quivering clam of love by Teratogen June 12, 2011

antsy in the pantsy 

The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.

My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!

antsy in the pantsy by Teratogen June 2, 2011

comatoasted 

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

comatoasted by Teratogen May 26, 2011