nut warts

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend the other week and now I have nut warts!
by Teratogen December 08, 2010
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creatolution

The idea that God created the Universe but then Evolution took over and developed the Universe.
I don't believe in Creationism or Evolution by themselves. I believe in CREATOLUTION
by Teratogen February 07, 2013
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jelly trout

the vagina
I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!
by Teratogen December 03, 2010
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sleep pee

When you are blacked out drunk asleep and you get up, still asleep, and pee all over everything but the urinal.
My boyfriend sleep peed all over my bed!
by Teratogen August 16, 2010
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vodka tampon

A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.
When they got the drunk woman to the hospital, they found a vodka tampon in her vagina.
by Teratogen January 13, 2012
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hail sale

When hail falls on a car dealership, all the new and used cars get dinged up by the hail. They are then put on sale for a reduced price. Hence the term, "hail sale".
After that mega-thunderstorm moved through, the local dealership had a hail sale.
by Teratogen August 23, 2013
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antsy in the pantsy

The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.
My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!
by Teratogen May 09, 2011
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