Hey! Smooth move, Ex-lax!
by Tenacious Faulker April 16, 2009
Get the Ex-lax mug.Lady Gaga has a butter face.
J-Lo has butter cookies.
Kelly Rippa has butter tits.
That girl Jesse has a butter adams apple!
J-Lo has butter cookies.
Kelly Rippa has butter tits.
That girl Jesse has a butter adams apple!
by Tenacious Faulker May 01, 2009
Get the butter mug.Turning on a TV show that you don't usually watch and yet somehow, inexplicably, always managing to see the same rerun episode.
Roommate 1: Unbelieveable! Whenever I settle on watching "Medium" I somehow always pick up the episode when Allison is battling the ghost serial killer played by the dad from "That 70's Show".
Roommate 2: Oh, I love that one!
Roommate1: Yeah, but this the 3rd time I've seen it and its the only episode I've ever seen! Didn't they make like five seasons of this show? Talk about your deja view!
Roommate 2: Oh, I love that one!
Roommate1: Yeah, but this the 3rd time I've seen it and its the only episode I've ever seen! Didn't they make like five seasons of this show? Talk about your deja view!
by Tenacious Faulker December 01, 2009
Get the deja view mug.Directly following an ambulance to or from an emergency in order to take advantage of the parted traffic in order to get ahead of your fellow commuters. Sometimes called ambulance chasing.
Man! Rush hour would've made me late for my job interiew, but fortunately there was a terrible accident. However, thanks to my ambulance drafting skills I was actually early. Too bad family of 5 had to die so I could land a job.
by Tenacious Faulker January 18, 2009
Get the ambulance drafting mug.Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina.
Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.
Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.
Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick?
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.
by Tenacious Faulker August 03, 2007
Get the bacon strips mug.1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.
2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
Caller 1: You left the party fast! Where are now?
Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.
Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.
by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009
Get the Shartlesville mug.The sores one gets at the corners of the mouth from the sharp plastice edge wrapping when sucking the ice in of an Otter Pop.
Girl: Ugh! What's the matter with your mouth? Is that Herpes or something?
Guy: Uh...no?! It's Otter Pop sores! I swear!!
Guy: Uh...no?! It's Otter Pop sores! I swear!!
by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009
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