TenInchPlaya's definitions

anaheim anaconda

When a black man attempts to fuck a woman without an erection.

Jacking off in while watching a Halle Berry movie before sex always helps prevent an Anaheim Anaconda.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

bitching

Repeatedly saying something over and over, or rather whining about it, therefore destroying the point you were trying to make and making you look like a complete bitch because no one is listening to you.

Stop your bitching about "rap is crap."

by TenInchPlaya September 15, 2006

ben wallace

Dude who sucks at free throws. Worse than shaq. And that's really saying something.

announcer: "well, Ben Wallace just airballed another foul shot..."

by TenInchPlaya October 8, 2006

hsan't

When people are typing in a hurry, and they accidentally type "hsan't" instead of "hasn't."

If you hsan't seen an example of what I'm talking about, see jatheist and Rick Emerson

by TenInchPlaya October 8, 2006

caulk

Often confused with the word "cock." Here's to clear up any misconceptions.

Caulk - A gun that spews white stuff.
Cock - A gun that spews white stuff.

by TenInchPlaya October 9, 2006

Holy Shit!

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.

"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)

by TenInchPlaya October 9, 2006