23 definitions by TenInchPlaya

anaheim anaconda

When a black man attempts to fuck a woman without an erection.

Jacking off in while watching a Halle Berry movie before sex always helps prevent an Anaheim Anaconda.

by TenInchPlaya August 22, 2006

lawn

A grassy place in front of my house that you should stay the fuck off of.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

ben wallace

Dude who sucks at free throws. Worse than shaq. And that's really saying something.

announcer: "well, Ben Wallace just airballed another foul shot..."

by TenInchPlaya October 8, 2006

emmitt smith

The best Dallas Cowboys running back of all time. No one will ever match up to him, not even Ladamian Tomlinson.

Emmitt Smith had the hottest partner on Dancing With The Stars.

by TenInchPlaya November 18, 2006

v for vendetta

One of the best movies of 2006. It's made by the Wachowski brothers (can you say, "Matrix"?). so you know it has to be good. It takes place in England. It's about a terrorist named V who takes Natalie Portman (Evey) and makes her his bitch for a year, after which he blows up Parliament on November 5th. It's all because a virus killed all those people and V"s getting back at those assholes.

V for Vendetta was awesome, especially near the end when V took all those knives and killed all those people in the subway.

by TenInchPlaya August 22, 2006

Holy Shit!

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.

"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)

by TenInchPlaya October 9, 2006

thumbs down

What this definition will most likely receive a million of.

I'd do "thumbs up," but I'm not that desperate.

...thumbs down

by TenInchPlaya August 20, 2006