Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.
{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 09, 2021
This is the word "faggot" typed in such a manner that it bypasses the onboard censor found in most internet BBS software.
Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
by Telephony December 06, 2011
When somebody on YouTube who reviews R/C vehicles wants to say, "budget basher" and ends up inadvertantly saying, "badget busher" instead.
{Nate}: Today we're going to take a look at the budget brushless motor R/C car; the XLF X04.
{Abby}: This is a badget busher -- I mean a budget basher that may end up receiving great marks from Nate and I.
{Abby}: This is a badget busher -- I mean a budget basher that may end up receiving great marks from Nate and I.
by Telephony September 03, 2020
{Two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
by Telephony February 09, 2012
Ironing with the Brown & Deckor EP-600 iron is as easy as 3.14159.
It glides effortlessly across the board and removes wrinkles lickety-split!
It glides effortlessly across the board and removes wrinkles lickety-split!
by Telephony June 03, 2016
A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.
by Telephony August 12, 2011
Very similar to an oxygen thief; a totally worthless PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker).
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.
Goddammit stop doing that you waste of bungwipe!!!
That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.
That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.
by Telephony January 13, 2012