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by Telephony September 26, 2013
Get the Ben Fag mug.Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).
A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.
A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.
{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:
This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.
This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.
by Telephony September 27, 2013
Get the baby poop brown mug.What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
by Telephony September 28, 2013
Get the flying penis mug.What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
by Telephony September 28, 2013
Get the flying penis mug.What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located on the upper side of the fuselage both fore & aft; sometimes called a tandem helicopter) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
by Telephony September 28, 2013
Get the flying penis mug.How one might spell the name of the card game, "Pinochle" because it is pronounced as though it were spelled, "Pee knuckle".
by Telephony October 8, 2013
Get the Pee knuckle mug.Used as a descriptor for a very inexpensive and shoddily-made product of non-US origin, such as products manufactured in China, Taiwan, or Hong Kong
From a product reviews website:
"Eight of the twelve units purchased were nonoperational; but this was somewhat expected of a very inexpensive product of non-US origin - sometimes known as the "Hoo Phlung Pu" brand."
"Eight of the twelve units purchased were nonoperational; but this was somewhat expected of a very inexpensive product of non-US origin - sometimes known as the "Hoo Phlung Pu" brand."
by Telephony February 3, 2012
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