muckie

Mud; usually combined with at least 50% animal waste such as pig poop, horse puckey, bull shit, elephant dung, rabbit pellets, etc.
♪ The Candyman makes, ♪
♪ Everything he bakes, ♪
♪ Really really fucking yucky. ♪
♪ You'll end up knee-deep in muckie, ♪
♪ What a big load of horse puckey! ♪
by Telephony September 29, 2019
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dimbulb fv¢kw€€d

A very stupid person.
The way that "fuck weed" is spelled, "fv¢kw€€d" bypasses the onboard censors found in many online BBSs and forums (or fora if you want to be a dick about it).
{I " heard" this totally fictional, fake, phoney-bologna song while I was flying my UAV this afternoon; sung to the jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture):

Bob's Bob-O-Pedics
From your bunghole to your penis
Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d broke the carafe!!! (pron. as though it were spelled, "carafay")
{~1.5 second pause}
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics!
by Telephony November 25, 2020
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pussy doctor

Plain & simple: a veterinarian; esp. to a cat owner.
Cummon Nikki, let's get you into your carrier. It's time to go and see the pussy doctor!
by Telephony May 21, 2014
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pisser

A somewhat vulgar slang term for one of those wall-mounted porcelain urinals; the fixture found in men's rooms put there for the sole purpose of collecting and then disposing of micturition (urine).
Hey Josh, wait a sec!
I need to go and use the pisser before we go to the next club!
by Telephony July 08, 2013
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fece

The singular form of the word feces; that is to say, a single stool floating in the shitbowl or lying on the ground, waiting to be stepped in and subsequently tracked inside the house.
{Hoolio}: Hey look out Hozay, there's a fece that you're about to step in!!!
{Hozay}: Thanks Hoolio! I'm glad that you told me about that so I didn't step on it and track it all over the rug inside!

{Horhay}: Hey George, did you forget to flush? There's a fece half covered in bungwipe floating in the water and you're the last one to use the bathroom!
by Telephony August 09, 2013
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fudge bunny

A fece, usually a single cat poop in a plastic cat toliet.

When a kitty cat drops a stool (pinches a loaf, makes a doo-doo, takes a dump, takes a shit, etc.), one or more fudge bunnies can be found in the litterbox.
{Courtesy of B.B.}: "My cat had a domed litter box but he always managed to step on a fudge bunny and track it all over the house, so I got him a domeless box."
by Telephony August 02, 2012
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Kotex masturbator

Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.
Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!
by Telephony February 16, 2014
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