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They're like Deviled eggs, but when secretly made with copious amounts of hot sauce they become hellishly, unbearably hot. Truly, they've become SATANED EGGS!
by Telephony February 21, 2018
Get the Sataned eggs mug.A male cat (surprisingly enough, mainly broken ones!) that frequently uses part of your body as a fucktoy.
If the cat were human, you'd call it a horndog.
If the cat were human, you'd call it a horndog.
{Debbie}: Man, Coco is humping your leg for the fifth time today.
{Craig}: Yeah, he's turned into one hell of a horncat!
{Craig}: Yeah, he's turned into one hell of a horncat!
by Telephony May 11, 2018
Get the horncat mug.What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.
{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave
so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!
so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!
by Telephony February 25, 2017
Get the dick medication mug.What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.
{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!
{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!
by Telephony February 26, 2017
Get the dick drugs mug.Very similar to noise pollution; ear pollution is generally regarded as music that is audible to a listener who's taste in musical genres differs greatly from the music currently playing.
For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.
For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.
Turn that gosh darn-diddly-arn ear pollution down willya?!? I'm trying to get some Kenny Rogers in over here!!!
by Telephony May 3, 2016
Get the ear pollution mug.{Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
by Telephony May 10, 2016
Get the piss weasel mug.Means the same as potty mouth, toliet tongue, sewer mouth, etc. That is to say, some assclown who cusses at inappropriate times.
Rhino clit? That's disgusting! That's horrible! You kiss your mother with that mouth, you...you eat with that mouth? Garbage mouth!!!
by Telephony October 9, 2016
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