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They're like Deviled eggs, but when secretly made with copious amounts of hot sauce they become hellishly, unbearably hot. Truly, they've become SATANED EGGS!
by Telephony February 21, 2018
Get the Sataned eggs mug.A male cat (surprisingly enough, mainly broken ones!) that frequently uses part of your body as a fucktoy.
If the cat were human, you'd call it a horndog.
If the cat were human, you'd call it a horndog.
{Debbie}: Man, Coco is humping your leg for the fifth time today.
{Craig}: Yeah, he's turned into one hell of a horncat!
{Craig}: Yeah, he's turned into one hell of a horncat!
by Telephony May 11, 2018
Get the horncat mug.What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.
{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave
so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!
so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!
by Telephony February 25, 2017
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{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!
{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!
by Telephony February 26, 2017
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