aural tampon

Improvised earplugs (or actual ear tampons!) made out of small wads of bungwipe or nasal tissue.
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)
{Hoolio}: Hey Husoos!!! What's with the Cleanax in your ears?
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!

{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!
by Telephony May 20, 2013
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peecup

Usually (but not always) used in conjunction with pissologist {urologist} or pissology {urology} lab.
Hey Hoolio, did you leave your peecup on the cistern lid at the pissology lab again, or did you put it in that little thing on the wall next to the john?
by Telephony March 07, 2013
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tephone

How some people pronounce the word, "telephone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.
{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?

{William}: Sure Agnes!

{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}

{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!
by Telephony July 09, 2014
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Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".
{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
by Telephony August 06, 2016
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F46607

This is the word "faggot" typed in such a manner that it bypasses the onboard censor found in most internet BBS software.

Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
OMG!!! Johnny is such a huge F46607 for wanting to suck that cruise ship purser's dick!!!
by Telephony December 06, 2011
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Hammermaker Schlemmner

What some people call Hammacher Schlemmer -- the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that's been around since 1848.
Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!
by Telephony November 24, 2016
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shorty

Another name for a snipe -- that is -- a cigarrette that's been extinguished in an ashtray (or by other means) that's still long enough to be smokeable. You can also harvest the tobacco out of shorties, put the tobacco in a plastic baggie, and use it to make a rollie (two shorties should yield sufficient tobacco to make one rollie).
{Homeless guy}: Hey Stan! Check that sand urn in front of the municipal building; I hear that a lot more than just a single shorty can be gotten there -- in fact, a lot of snipes should be in there after lunchtime!!!
by Telephony August 27, 2012
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