Pyst off

Very angry at somebody or something; it means the same (and is pronounced the same) as "pissed off".
Man I was so pyst off at that bunghole for stealing my towels out of the dryer at the laundromat!!!
by Telephony September 23, 2010
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Sacred Chalice of Rixx

This is a chalice mentioned several times on the TV program, "Star Trek: The Next Generation"; it comes from the planet Betazed. It has been described as, "...an old clay pot with mould growing inside it".

The word, "Rixx" is pronounced as though it were spelled, "reeks".
{Lwaxana Troi}: I am the daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed and the holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx!
by Telephony May 08, 2015
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buttsnoipe

A different way of calling somebody an a$$hole.
Jonathan is such a buttsnoipe for slashing the tires on your bicycle!!!
by Telephony November 20, 2010
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faggot sweat

Perspiration (usually, but not always from the pittles) from a homosexual male.
Mark, what's that pitted-out shirt doing halfway under the bed?
{Mark}: DON'T TOUCH THAT NASTY-ASS THING!!! It's got faggot sweat on it and you'll turn queer if you pick it up!
by Telephony July 20, 2014
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aural tampon

Improvised earplugs (or actual ear tampons!) made out of small wads of bungwipe or nasal tissue.
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)
{Hoolio}: Hey Husoos!!! What's with the Cleanax in your ears?
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!

{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!
by Telephony May 20, 2013
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twerpectomy

A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.
{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!
by Telephony February 19, 2015
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ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!
Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!
by Telephony July 22, 2019
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