Telephony's definitions

inseminator

Another word for penis (tallywhacker, dick, dong, prick, cock, ding-a-ling, etc.)

My Ipod reports the song, "Penis I See" by Gwar as, "Inseminator I Optically Image". How fucking queer!

by Telephony November 25, 2016

pee'd

A very common misspelling of the word, "peed" .

Josh had to go so badly, he simply pee'd behind a parked UPS truck.

by Telephony February 21, 2022

Truck Fump

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

Trump is suing states and filing for election results to be suspennded? Truck Fump.

by Telephony November 4, 2020

urnate

How some children pronounce the word urinate because they can not yet pronounce the 'yer' sound.

{six-year old Jason}: Daddy, can we stop the car? I have to urnate real bad!

by Telephony June 19, 2014

boobal area

On a female cat, the boobal area is located on the kitty's underside (belly) between approx. midpoint to a couple of inches forward of her urethra (where she passes micturition).

Come here Nikki, let's rub your boobal area and nippular area too!

by Telephony July 30, 2014

light blubs

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "light bulbs".
Works best when written or typed, vs. when spoken.

{From an email that I recently received}:

Craig,

What kind of light blubs does the SureFire 10X Dominator use, how much do they cost, and where can I find these critters online?

Thank you for taking the time to read & respond to my questions. :-)

by Telephony March 31, 2015

spermmistake

A child that you (your wife or girlfriend actually!) didn't really want to have.

I personally download Ipad game apps every time one's offered as the "Free App of the Day", because they are very good learning tools for young kids. Whether I'm watching over a relative, or taking care of my own spermmistakes, I'll at least have something better than flash cards and repeating "Ball" 500 times while the child would rather make spider webs with his own slobber.

by Telephony September 9, 2013