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When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
by Telephony August 30, 2016
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Usually sung when it is necessary to pass micturition (piss) into a plastic bottle and then discreetly pour it into the sink.
Usually sung when it is necessary to pass micturition (piss) into a plastic bottle and then discreetly pour it into the sink.
♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫
♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫
♫ Don't piss on the stereo ♫
♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫
♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫
♫ Don't piss on the stereo ♫
♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫
by Telephony August 17, 2016
Get the There's Urine in the Sink mug.Somebody who spends waaaaaayyyyy too much of his or her time watching those stupid dumb cat videos (or a glut of ANY videos for that matter) on YouTube is known as a TubeHead.
{Chris}: Damn, Craig sure spends an awful lot of time watching lightning videos on YouTube doesn't he?
{Dan}: Yeah, Craig is a true-blue total TubeHead!
{Dan}: Yeah, Craig is a true-blue total TubeHead!
by Telephony August 13, 2016
Get the TubeHead mug.The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.
The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!
by Telephony August 12, 2016
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{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water
by Telephony August 12, 2016
Get the Shampoo mug.Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".
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Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
by Telephony August 6, 2016
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The original Walkman came in an aluminum body colored silver and dark baby blue -- clearly designed to be a man's music machine.
The original Walkman came in an aluminum body colored silver and dark baby blue -- clearly designed to be a man's music machine.
Jane, don't forget to take your Walkwoman and a few sets of batteries for it. We have an eleven hour bus trip ahead of us!
by Telephony July 31, 2016
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