S&M

No, it's not sadomasochism
S&M stands for Stand & Model; some fag bars labelled as S&M bars favour the hottest-looking customers while purposefully ignoring the uglier or older ones.
The Manray in Seattle was an S&M bar -- you had to be at least reasonably attractive in order to get a drink in the joint.
by Telephony February 12, 2022
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Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.
Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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till

If you've ever worked in retail sales or in some other customer service capacity where you have to handle money (e.g. ring up transactions) such as a convenience store cashier, bartender, grocery store clerk, etc., then you'll know that a till is just another name for a cash register.
Hey Jason, please don't forget to put that $20 bill into the till; you remember what happened the last time that you "forgot"!
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gnards

Another name for male testicles (balls, nads, nuts, gonads, etc.)
Look at that video! It shows this guy falling off a fence and landing on his gnards right on the top rail!! OUCH!!!
by Telephony September 28, 2015
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take a plop

Means the same thing as defecate, leave a shit, take a dump, drop a stool, etc.
John will be here in a short time; he had to go take a plop.
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take a plop

Means the same as the phrases, "leave a shit", "take a dump", "drop a stool", "pinch a loaf", etc.
{Husoos}: Hold on there Jesse! I need to take a plop before we hit the bars!
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fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".
"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
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