Telephony's definitions

Sataned eggs

They're like Deviled eggs, but when secretly made with copious amounts of hot sauce they become hellishly, unbearably hot. Truly, they've become SATANED EGGS!

Holy shit Daniel! These aren't Deviled eggs, they're Sataned eggs! PASS ME THE MILK, HURRY!!!

by Telephony February 21, 2018

Uranus

The seventh planet from the Sun, classified as an ice giant. Uranus is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia which imparts a blue color. It is also very cold, with temperatures in the neighbourhood of 357° F (-216° C).

The name has become the butt (pun not intended) of many ass jokes; I think you can see why.

Some astronomers pronounce it, "ūr′·ə·nəs" (YERR'uh ness) in order to help stem the tide of Uranus-related ass jokes while others still prefer the original pronunciation, "ū·rā′·nəs" (your ANUS).

Look in this new Celestron telescope! See that little blue thing? That's Uranus.

by Telephony February 20, 2018

yucking fucky

A version of the phrase, "fucking yucky" that may bypass the onboard censors found on many internet fora.

{From an online group with the topic of being a grocery store employee}

{Marvin Batech}: When some smelly, fat woman that smells like she hates showers reaches three feet into her boob and armpit crevices to fish out $5 and then they make a face when I grab that shit with my sleeve.

{Craig Johnson}: O MAN THAT'S YUCKING FUCKY!!!

by Telephony January 29, 2018

sweatheart

An unfortunate, but common misspelling of the word, "sweetheart".

{instant message conversation}

{Troy}: Good morning sweatheart!

{Lucy} Sweatheart? That's so fucking gross! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!! Goodbye asshole, I never want to see you again!

by Telephony January 27, 2018

poo-poo

Another word for the ass (the toliet muscle, the buttocks, the bum, the butt, etc.)

Hold on a sec...I need to go wipe my poo-poo again because it feels unwiped!

by Telephony January 27, 2018

cat piss house

A house that smells like cat pee even though there are no cats. The usual cause is that the occupants are cooking meth.

Don't go to that house down the street because it's a cat piss house!

by Telephony December 23, 2017

Fell heezes over

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.

Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!

by Telephony December 12, 2017