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dimbulb fv¢kw€€d

A very stupid person.
The way that "fuck weed" is spelled, "fv¢kw€€d" bypasses the onboard censors found in many online BBSs and forums (or fora if you want to be a dick about it).
{I " heard" this totally fictional, fake, phoney-bologna song while I was flying my UAV this afternoon; sung to the jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture):

Bob's Bob-O-Pedics
From your bunghole to your penis
Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d broke the carafe!!! (pron. as though it were spelled, "carafay")
{~1.5 second pause}
Bob's Bob-O-Pedics!
by Telephony November 25, 2020
mugGet the dimbulb fv¢kw€€dmug.

fish food

What a dead body becomes after it is creamated; not all that unlike, "worm food" which is what a dead body becomes when it is buried in a graveyard.

It's called fish food because the ashes of dead people are frequently sprinkled into sizable bodies of water such as lakes, harbours, channels, sounds, bays, oceans, etc.
{Aaron): Hey Jimbo, didjya hear that Bernie in Juneau got hosed down last weekend?
{Jimbo}: Yeah, he became fish food a couple of days ago; I think that the video of Bernie's parents sprinkling his ashes in Gastineau Channel is on YouTube by now -- if they have YouTube in Alaska anyway.
by Telephony December 13, 2012
mugGet the fish foodmug.

Husoos Cristo en una muleta

Spanish for the phrase, "Jesus Christ on a crutch", which means "o shuit" or "o fuuuuucccckkkk!!!"
Is this laser waterproof?
Husoos Cristo en una muleta NOOOO!!!!
by Telephony December 12, 2012
mugGet the Husoos Cristo en una muletamug.

dustbin

What people in the UK and Australia usually call an indoor garbage can -- such as those often found in kitchens.
The dustbin needs to be dumped into the wheelie bin; hip, hip cheerio!
by Telephony June 10, 2013
mugGet the dustbinmug.

urinator

A urinal that splashes your shoes and the front of your pants with pee when you flush it.
Dude!!! Don't use that urinal on the far right because it's a urinator!!!
by Telephony October 24, 2010
mugGet the urinatormug.

defecal

A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".

The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!
by Telephony November 22, 2016
mugGet the defecalmug.

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.
Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?
by Telephony August 3, 2012
mugGet the diaper musclemug.

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