douchenoozle

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.

Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.

by Telephony December 07, 2011

Santa Flush

What some people (esp. young children) call Sani Flush toilet bowl cleaner crystals.

Mom, I think you need to put some Santa Flush in the toilet; it smells funny.

by Telephony December 24, 2021

douched out on the ice

Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.

Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.

by Telephony December 06, 2011

A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down

A parody of the song, "A Spoonful of Sugar" from a Mary Poppins movie.

♪ Just a... ♪
♪ Spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ The sugar go down-wown ♪
♪ The sugar go down ♪
♪ Just a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ In a most delightful way ♪

by Telephony June 23, 2015

the little bus

One of those stubby school buses, usually ridden by children with physical and/or mental disabilities and those pupils who have discipline issues and other problems where they are kept away from the "normal" students.
Please see retard bus.

Jimmy has to ride the little bus because he's a retard.

by Telephony June 12, 2015

homo run

What a gay baseball player might hit if he hits one over the fence (either as a solo home run or a grand salami).

{radio announcer}
And Andrew Melling #24 is at the plate now...1-2 pitch...and ...he just hit a homo run!!!

by Telephony December 09, 2016

bungsnoipe

A slightly nicer way of calling somebody a buttsnoipe (an assclown, asshat, asshole etc,)

That fartknocker is such a bungsnoipe for sneaking fish food flakes into the stroganoff at the buffet the other night.

by Telephony January 05, 2011