Telephony's definitions

aural douche

What you're receiving when you use a bulb-type ear syringe filled with warm water to flush excess cerumen (earwax) out of your ear(s).

My ears are terribly plugged up. Time to have an aural douche!

by Telephony November 6, 2018

incredible shitting chihuahua

A chihuahua (breed of dog) that defecates much more than you'd expect a small dog to leave a shit.

Toby is known as the incredible shitting chihuahua because he shits in the yard so much!

by Telephony November 2, 2018

huckeybups

What some people call hiccoughs (or hiccups if you prefer).

{Debbie}: Craig, please go get me {hiccup!} a glass of water. I've got the {hiccup!} huckeybups.
{Craig}: I'll get that straight away mom!

by Telephony October 28, 2018

dry cell pig

Another term for, "battery hog" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.

Man this flashlight is a real dry cell pig! I just put a new set of D cells in 20 minutes ago and they're already going to pot!

by Telephony October 8, 2018

battery hog

Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.

Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!

by Telephony October 8, 2018

down the tube

Another way of saying that something is really going to pot -- when you say such-and-such is going down the tube, it is spiraling downhill extremely rapidly.

Man this drone flight is really going down the tube...O FUCK, There's a tree!!! (*CRASH!!!*)

That woman's performance on American Idol started to go down the tube when she forgot a critical lyric to the song she was performing.

by Telephony October 8, 2018

urinator

What you might call the male penis because most of the time it's used, you expel micturition (piss, pee, poddy, etc.) out of it and into a urinal, toilet, bottle, cup, and so on where it can (hopefully) be disposed of.

Hang on a moment Dominique, I need to deal with my urinator before we go to the fag bar.

by Telephony October 5, 2018