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{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series
{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/
The Mariners just took the World Series
{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/
by Telephony September 28, 2014
Get the i don't give a Funyun mug.Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.
Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!
by Telephony June 25, 2012
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One of those plastic lidded urinal jugs that you often see in hospitals & nursing homes. Sometimes sold through consumer medical catalogues under such names as JOHN, JANE, FEMINATOR, etc.
One of those plastic lidded urinal jugs that you often see in hospitals & nursing homes. Sometimes sold through consumer medical catalogues under such names as JOHN, JANE, FEMINATOR, etc.
{Mark} Hey Martha, can you please hand me the pissbottle next to the bed?
{Martha} Fuck off Mark, why don't you just toddle right over to the toilet and pass micturition like a grown-up!
{Martha} Fuck off Mark, why don't you just toddle right over to the toilet and pass micturition like a grown-up!
by Telephony June 22, 2014
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When viewed from above, it does look like twenty stick-seriously-fracked-up-stick.
When viewed from above, it does look like twenty stick-seriously-fracked-up-stick.
(From a video description of a drone's aerial video on YouTube)
Flight took place in the airspace over Nowell Ave. in Juneau AK. USA at 1:46pm PST on 02-21-19 (or, "2019 21 Feb." or even, "February 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 18°F (-7.8°C), and winds measured with my "rotten garter snake poddy* yellow" portable "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW at 2.40ph (3.86kph) at the surface and aloft.
Flight took place in the airspace over Nowell Ave. in Juneau AK. USA at 1:46pm PST on 02-21-19 (or, "2019 21 Feb." or even, "February 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 18°F (-7.8°C), and winds measured with my "rotten garter snake poddy* yellow" portable "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW at 2.40ph (3.86kph) at the surface and aloft.
by Telephony February 10, 2019
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Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
by Telephony May 4, 2013
Get the untruthful flexible container of feces mug.On a female cat, the boobal area is located on the kitty's underside (belly) between approx. midpoint to a couple of inches forward of her urethra (where she passes micturition).
by Telephony July 30, 2014
Get the boobal area mug.A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "light bulbs".
Works best when written or typed, vs. when spoken.
Works best when written or typed, vs. when spoken.
{From an email that I recently received}:
Craig,
What kind of light blubs does the SureFire 10X Dominator use, how much do they cost, and where can I find these critters online?
Thank you for taking the time to read & respond to my questions. :-)
Craig,
What kind of light blubs does the SureFire 10X Dominator use, how much do they cost, and where can I find these critters online?
Thank you for taking the time to read & respond to my questions. :-)
by Telephony March 31, 2015
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