defecal

A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".

The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!
by Telephony November 23, 2016
Get the defecal mug.

spark up a "C"

It simply means the act of lighting a siggeret.
Based upon the phrase, spark up a j but the "C" here means cigarette.
Hold on there cowboy, let me spark up a "C" before we take off!
by Telephony July 20, 2014
Get the spark up a "C" mug.

Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
Freshness with a fuck,♫
Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
by Telephony June 23, 2017
Get the Freshness With a Fuck mug.

Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.
Freshness with a fuck,♫
Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
by Telephony July 13, 2017
Get the Freshness With a Fuck mug.

douchebucket

A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.
{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 17, 2021
Get the douchebucket mug.

easy as 3.14159

Easy as π -- another way of saying the phrase, "easy as pie".
Ironing with the Brown & Deckor EP-600 iron is as easy as 3.14159.
It glides effortlessly across the board and removes wrinkles lickety-split!
by Telephony June 03, 2016
Get the easy as 3.14159 mug.

p-whipped

A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.
Jeff was so p-whipped, he couldn't even uranate without his domineering wife knowing about it.
by Telephony August 12, 2011
Get the p-whipped mug.