Definitions by Telephony
no room at the inn
Meaning that a thing (such as a wastepaperbasket) or a place (such as a garden shed) is absofuckinglutely stuffed to capacity and can simply hold no more without the lid shooting off or the door(s) bursting open.
(Angie): Craig, can you please put that cat carrier in the garden shed?
(Craig): Sorry, no can do. There'should no room at the inn.
(Craig): Sorry, no can do. There'should no room at the inn.
no room at the inn by Telephony June 2, 2014
synthetic clapping
Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.
synthetic clapping by Telephony May 23, 2014
5 minute pisses
This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).
{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
5 minute pisses by Telephony May 18, 2014