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cerdo

Word in Spanish that means the animal kept in farms for consumption and makes a squealing noise, and called to someone who is disgusting, awful and repulsive.
-El cerdo chilla si le tiras de la cola.
-The pig screams if you pull its tail.

-Ese cerdo violó a la niña del exorcista!
-That sick pig raped the Exorcist's daughter!
by Teh Wolfboy August 17, 2015
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Scheiße

-Die Katze hat eine Scheiße gegessen!
-The cat had eaten a piece of shit!

-Ich scheiße wo die Leute scheißen auch!
-I shit where people shits too!
by Teh Wolfboy August 19, 2015
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Anencephaly

One of the worst fetal issues where the brain and the top part of the skull is missing. This oddity is caused because of the lack of folic acid between the second and whole third month of embryo development.
This means that the neural tube aka. the spinal cord and the backbone does not close properly.
Anencephales or anencephalics look like frogs with protuberant eyes, and have got often an encephalocele at the occipital (missing) area, facial traits like zombies... Yuck!
This is not my case...

Dr.: - Miss your baby suffers Anencephaly...
Mum: -Oh shit...

Courage to all mothers who experienced that their babies suffered this disease!!
by Teh Wolfboy August 19, 2015
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Wank

I usually wank every night, it helps me to feel asleep.
by Teh Wolfboy August 20, 2015
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Canon

Referring to a camera, a very expensive camera, victim of Apple Marketing, expensive repairing costs too.
The newest brand for beginners is the Canon Eos 720D, just the same as the price. €720 (without lens, of course!) of a slow responding shutter button, 18mpx resolution (There is the Sony A58 20 mpx or the Nikon D3300, both cost €500 (maximum), shoots 3 frames per second , low ISO boost and no focus engine, so then you have a poor quality video.

Canon cameras are OK, but depending on the functions you wanna do. Canon is made for portraiting or photograph nature, but Sony is the winner talking about autofocus and shutter delay. They are expensive, but live a lot more.
I own a 10 y.o. Sony A200 and its da shit. I went to a Media Markt, tested a Canon EOS 720D and shit happened! First shoot: Moved image. Second shoot: the obturor strikes the sensor and moved the stabilizer.
Third shoot: mirror locked at the top wall of the camera.
by Teh Wolfboy August 23, 2015
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Sony Alpha

Best Sony SLRs and EVIL (Electronic Viewfinder Interchangeable Lens) camera brand, affordable for beginners and experts.
I own a Sony Alpha A200 which is ten years old, I think I need a new camera... May it be Sony? If I am sure I am buying a new camera, YES!!
by Teh Wolfboy August 24, 2015
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Go ape

Get mad, drive into crazy. See go bananas
Jeny:- Hey! Somebody stole me my passport!! I cannot get out the frontier without it!!
Usher:- What the fuck?? Oh God!! What should we do??
Jeny:- Let's try to jump over the electrified fence!
Usher:- Oh damn it!! You go ape again and again!! Think as a human!!
by Teh Wolfboy December 8, 2015
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