Well, I’ve now heard it all. Apparently Keith went to the midget tossing competition, and this little guy named Otto won. I guess Otto was so excited, he ripped his clothes off and what was hiding underneath? A 12 inch Sidewalk Scraper. Keith said he was a little devastated with the load, not very big at all. He said the Dong to ball ratio wasn’t right, but the girth of the old clamslammer made up for it!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
Get the Sidewalk Scraper mug.Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.
by Tee Cee Deez September 12, 2020
Get the Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle mug.Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.
So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
Get the Mule Bunker mug.A splendid looking or feeling Schlong that brings a satisfaction or comfort to the individual that has the pleasure of receiving it in a variety of fashions.
I was talking to Natalie, and she said she got pounded by the most Schlongdiferous cock. I asked her to elaborate what made it Sclongdiferous, and she said a lot of it boiled down to the size, or the Scglongcumference she felt while it delivered the two hour pounding. As I dry heaved a little in my mouth, I thought to myself I will never, ever sleep with Natalie after hearing that story. Jesus Christ
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Sclongdiferous mug.We were at a party and I was taking June to a room to get some action. I opened the door to Tim’s room, and holy shit what did I see, Tammy was sucking the shit out of his Esophagus Annihilater. Oddly enough, Tammy was out sick with a severely sore throat. Poor girl!
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
Get the Esophagus Annihilater mug.Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.
God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!
by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020
Get the Camel Toemance mug.A term used to describe an overpriced, underwhelming amusement park that is referenced often as Disneyland.
Man, I finally went to Disneyland for the first time, but after such an underwhelming time, I’m calling it DickMeLand for the way I got sucked over momentarily and with the lackluster amusement rides.
by Tee Cee Deez July 22, 2021
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