Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Covid Cock

Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.

I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!

by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020

Hog Hood

A term used to describe the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.

Old Jenna was telling me she got railroaded by our buddy Bill, and when he finished, Jenna peeled back his Hog Hood to clean the excess load. Bill is lucky it was Jenna who used her Jism Juicer to clean it, she’s an expert who uses no teeth!

by Tee Cee Deez April 9, 2020

O.C.D.

Is an acronym which stands for

Oversized Cock Disorder, and describes an individual who is packing at least 10 inches

I was going to put the hurt on Donna last night until she informed me her last boyfriend had O.C.D. I said what’s the big deal about obsessive compulsive disorder, there are ways to handle it. She responded by saying there is no way to “handle” someone with OCD, then informed me it stands for Oversized Cock Disorder. I asked how big this dong was, and she informed me 12 inches hard. Needless to say, I would have to give it to her 6 times if she wanted 12 from this guy. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez April 9, 2020

Kneelicious

Is a code word used by women to alert each other they have fucked a male in their presence and he has a delicious dong to the knee

I was talking to my friend Joan whose best friend Sheri is married to my buddy Charlie at work. I guess Sheri said Charlie is Kneelicious, which is code for a guy who packs a delicious looking dang to the knee. I’ll never look at him the same, and I will also never piss next to him at the urinal. Unreal.

by Tee Cee Deez April 7, 2020

Kneelicious

Is a code word used by women to alert each other they have fucked a male in their presence and he has a delicious dong to the knee

I was talking to my friend Joan whose best friend Sheri is married to my buddy Charlie at work. I guess Sheri said Charlie is Kneelicious, which is code for a guy who packs a delicious looking dang to the knee. I’ll never look at him the same, and I will also never piss next to him at the urinal. Unreal.

by Tee Cee Deez April 7, 2020

Blowing Buckets

Is a slang term used to describe an individual who shoots an excessive amount of cum, so much that it could fill up a bucket.

I was talking to Keith the other day, and he said he met this guy named Jon on the tinder app. Keith said of all the guys he’s met and had sex with, he’s never seen a guy who was blowing buckets like Jon. Keith said his jungle like chest hair looked like a monsoon rained down on him!

by Tee Cee Deez April 2, 2020

Covidia

Is a term used to describe a hybrid virus that is Covid-19 and chlamydia can only be transmitted only through sexual intercourse.

Did you hear about poor Jake? I guess he railed Betty Sue which was his dream, but a few days later, he had a hellacious temperature, a cough and his Dong was leaking like a water faucet. After consulting his physician, Jake was told he was the first known case of Covidia. Luckily the temperature has subsided, but poor Jakes dong is still flowing like the Niagara Falls.

by Tee Cee Deez March 31, 2020