I rocked Mary for five hours, and let me tell you something, I haven’t Dongminated someone like that for years!
by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
Jesus, I was talking to Austin and apparently Keith Cockfiscated the right to dismantle his ass. I asked Austin how he felt, and he said it was no big deal, Keith hadn’t canscaped for a while and he was getting disgusted seeing his hairy ass ass!
by Tee Cee Deez March 09, 2020
Well, after spending three days in the Gloom Room making proposals to the company, I can honestly say they are the dumbest mother fuckers I’ve ever met. No worthwhile proposals, no important dialogue, hell there isn’t even one good looking chick. I may need to find the Poon Room to make myself feel better!
by Tee Cee Deez April 05, 2023
A term used to pass along your condolences to a slot player who had a Sando(shit sandwich) bonus round. A term typically passed along to Vegas Matt and E.J. when they had a Sando slot day.
I was watching Vegas Matt on YouTube and while he normally tears it up he was getting Sando after Sando bonus round, so in the comment section I sent my Sandolences. I hate when such good guys get totally Sandoed!
by Tee Cee Deez May 20, 2024
When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.
I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.
by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
Well well well, you wouldn’t believe the news. Remember old Randy and his dong to the knee? Word is he got with a 20 year old who has never been with a man packing such an unbelievable sized clamslammer, and he Akneehilated that young lady. I guess he didn’t cover the dong and is petrified he may be a dad at 55. I wished him the best of luck with that since the age difference is quite large, like his dong!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.
by Tee Cee Deez September 13, 2020