Tee Cee Deez's definitions
Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. I’ve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.
by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
Get the Clamslammermug. Is a term used to describe an individual that makes a female feel secure enough in the relationship that she decides to give him her bunghole virginity, and upon finishing the deal, is never heard from again, thus robbing her virgin ass.
I’m telling you right now, if I ever see that dickhead Ryan , I’m going to beat his ass. My best friend Shauna fell for this douche, and after a couple of months was persuaded by Ryan to take it in the ass. Turns out that Asshat was a Bunghole Bandit, and after robbing her of the sweet, innocent, pure, perfectly good ass, Shauna hasn’t been the same. She was going to marry the man she gave the brown nectar up to, but now it looks like she may be single forever. Maybe I should try to hit it come to think of it. Thanks Ryan!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Bunghole Banditmug. Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and it’s poking his bro.
I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said it’s when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they don’t strike up a Bunghole Bromance.
by Tee Cee Deez March 18, 2020
Get the Bronermug. A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
Get the Cockmatosedmug. The result of two dongs attempting to go into separate holes of a female, and in the process cram their dongs into the same hole.
My buddies Otto and Keith were attempting to hammer a girl, and as they were about to do some double penetrating, they ended up in the same hole and the cramifications from it resulted in them blowing loads on each others cock in the hole
by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020
Get the Cramificationsmug. A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.
My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.
by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019
Get the Load Liquidatormug. Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!
by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021
Get the canhandledmug.