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Definitions by Taylor R

Wintendo 

A Windows-based system that is used only for gaming, whose user prefers a REAL Unix-based operating system (often some distribution of Linux or, more often, Mac OS X) for their serious work.
'Dude, that system's not even good enough to be a Wintendo. Throw it away and buy a new one.'
Wintendo by Taylor R April 28, 2007
The people who pwned Mexico before white trash came along. Best known as creators of the Aztec pyramid, chocolate, and the pinata. Yes, they invented chocolate. Spain found it and stole it.
Sadly, all that remains is a few of their towns, and pyramids. The Aztec people are no more.
Aztec by Taylor R May 31, 2006

Gorillaz 

An animated band from the UK. Its fictional members are 2-D (singer), Murdoc (bassist), Russell (drummer), and Noodle (guitarist). The real people? Damon Albarn (who became famous with Blur's Song 2) and Jamie Hewlett (does the animation, known for Tank Girl. Its genre? That's arguable. Most songs feature a short, repeated chorus with a large rap section (examples: Feel Good Inc. and Clint Eastwood. However, some of their songs are completely away from this genre, featuring more rock stylings (examples: White Light and Kids With Guns. They call themselves "Zombie Hip Hop".
They were "pop", thus causing a number of noobs to download only 3 songs of theirs from the Internet. Only the true fans bought the new album, Demon Days, which features darker songs, such as Last Living Souls and All Alone.
Their new advertising campaign is called "Reject False Icons". The idea? Reject pop singers as false icons, and respect true icons, such as themselves.
Actually have NOTHING to do with the animal gorilla. Some say they are drawn to look slightly monkey, some say they are monkeys. Neither are true.
The animation is the key part. I can't describe it in words.... just see the animation!

Gorillaz: Windmill, windmill for the land, turn forever hand in hand
Gorillaz by Taylor R April 29, 2006

Rogue Traders 

An Australian "band", or perhaps an excuse for a "band". They grab the music from other songs, such as The Knack's My Sharona and Elvis Costello's Pump it Up, and put their own crappy words over it.
The singer, Natalie Bassingwhaite, sounds terrible live.
(worded over My sharona)
Rogue Traders singer: "I see you, watching me, watching you..."

Me: "ARGFHQWHGADS! It's those damn Rogue Traders again, ripping off other people's songs!
Rogue Traders by Taylor R April 26, 2006
A word used in Domino's Pizza advertising in Australia for their Puffection crusts, meaning "wicked, cool, the ultimate". The word is rarely used in such a context, even in Australia, and if someone does use it in such a context, they are considered either fag or bogan.
As used in ads:
"Oh man, this pizza's puff!"
"Yeah, so puff!"

As used in real life:
"Oh man, this pizza's puff!"
"Get outta here, you faggotish bogan."
puff by Taylor R April 19, 2006

cockcranium 

A possibly more acceptable way of saying dickhead.
"Wanna go out with me?"
"No way, cockcranium!"
cockcranium by Taylor R September 28, 2005

motherment 

The rules, laws, and systematic workings of mothers. Comes from mother and government.
"So can you go to the concert?"
"No, the motherment made it illegal."
motherment by Taylor R September 26, 2005