Taylor R's definitions

Aztec

The people who pwned Mexico before white trash came along. Best known as creators of the Aztec pyramid, chocolate, and the pinata. Yes, they invented chocolate. Spain found it and stole it.

Sadly, all that remains is a few of their towns, and pyramids. The Aztec people are no more.

by Taylor R May 31, 2006

Nova

An Australian radio network, broadcasting in the following states:
# Nova 96.9 Sydney (96.9 MHz) - started April 2001
# Nova 93.7 Perth (93.7 MHz) - started November 2002 (first new commercial station in 22 years)
# Nova 106.9 Brisbane (106.9 MHz) - started August 2004
# Nova 91.9 Adelaide (91.9 MHz) - started August 2004 (first new commercial station in 20 years)

They play shitty pop music, which is bad most of the time. They also claim to never play more than 2 ads in a row. They make up for this by playing more 2 ads. And more and more and more.

Nova can also be an adjective for "shitty pop music".

Adjective:
"That's so nova!"

Noun:
"Never more than 2 ads in a row here on Nova"

by Taylor R July 26, 2005

motherment

The rules, laws, and systematic workings of mothers. Comes from mother and government.

"So can you go to the concert?"
"No, the motherment made it illegal."

by Taylor R September 26, 2005

cockcranium

A possibly more acceptable way of saying dickhead.

"Wanna go out with me?"
"No way, cockcranium!"

by Taylor R September 28, 2005

Kiwiland

New Zealand. The country that tries to be Australia and stole the word mate from our vocabulary.

DID YOU KNOW: The only good thing NZ did was LOTR. And you know that.

by Taylor R September 6, 2005

mate

friend. Though its origins are widely disputed, it is a British word, brought over to Australia by the convicts, then some Kiwi tourist stole it.

England: "This is John, he's my mate."
Australia: "G'day mate!"
Kiwiland: "YOUR MY MATE?!!!!!!!!111!1!1!111!!"

by Taylor R September 14, 2005

puff

A word used in Domino's Pizza advertising in Australia for their Puffection crusts, meaning "wicked, cool, the ultimate". The word is rarely used in such a context, even in Australia, and if someone does use it in such a context, they are considered either fag or bogan.

As used in ads:
"Oh man, this pizza's puff!"
"Yeah, so puff!"

As used in real life:
"Oh man, this pizza's puff!"
"Get outta here, you faggotish bogan."

by Taylor R April 19, 2006