Taylor R's definitions

puff

A word used in Domino's Pizza advertising in Australia for their Puffection crusts, meaning "wicked, cool, the ultimate". The word is rarely used in such a context, even in Australia, and if someone does use it in such a context, they are considered either fag or bogan.

As used in ads:
"Oh man, this pizza's puff!"
"Yeah, so puff!"

As used in real life:
"Oh man, this pizza's puff!"
"Get outta here, you faggotish bogan."

by Taylor R April 19, 2006

Wintendo

A Windows-based system that is used only for gaming, whose user prefers a REAL Unix-based operating system (often some distribution of Linux or, more often, Mac OS X) for their serious work.

'Dude, that system's not even good enough to be a Wintendo. Throw it away and buy a new one.'

by Taylor R April 28, 2007

Nova

An Australian radio network, broadcasting in the following states:
# Nova 96.9 Sydney (96.9 MHz) - started April 2001
# Nova 93.7 Perth (93.7 MHz) - started November 2002 (first new commercial station in 22 years)
# Nova 106.9 Brisbane (106.9 MHz) - started August 2004
# Nova 91.9 Adelaide (91.9 MHz) - started August 2004 (first new commercial station in 20 years)

They play shitty pop music, which is bad most of the time. They also claim to never play more than 2 ads in a row. They make up for this by playing more 2 ads. And more and more and more.

Nova can also be an adjective for "shitty pop music".

Adjective:
"That's so nova!"

Noun:
"Never more than 2 ads in a row here on Nova"

by Taylor R July 26, 2005

cockcranium

A possibly more acceptable way of saying dickhead.

"Wanna go out with me?"
"No way, cockcranium!"

by Taylor R September 28, 2005

mate

friend. Though its origins are widely disputed, it is a British word, brought over to Australia by the convicts, then some Kiwi tourist stole it.

England: "This is John, he's my mate."
Australia: "G'day mate!"
Kiwiland: "YOUR MY MATE?!!!!!!!!111!1!1!111!!"

by Taylor R September 14, 2005

Rogue Traders

An Australian "band", or perhaps an excuse for a "band". They grab the music from other songs, such as The Knack's My Sharona and Elvis Costello's Pump it Up, and put their own crappy words over it.
The singer, Natalie Bassingwhaite, sounds terrible live.

(worded over My sharona)
Rogue Traders singer: "I see you, watching me, watching you..."

Me: "ARGFHQWHGADS! It's those damn Rogue Traders again, ripping off other people's songs!

by Taylor R April 26, 2006

Kiwiland

New Zealand. The country that tries to be Australia and stole the word mate from our vocabulary.

DID YOU KNOW: The only good thing NZ did was LOTR. And you know that.

by Taylor R September 6, 2005