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Definitions by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds

yankee fan 

Pompous Jackass who think that they know something about baseball.
See douche bag
Justin Oshea is a yankee fan

canadian queer

Justin Beaver,or any thing that cant sing for shit. but mainly justin beaver
Girl: OMG i looove justin beaver
Guy: Why the fuck do you like that canadian queer
Girl: Oh right how could I forget, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Guy:thats right now get your ass back in that kitchen

To the Google Machine 

a term someone uses to say look it up on google, but in a more cool way.
Jim-Bob: Who is Santa Christ?
Von Hohenheim: To the Google Machine!
what wikipedia will be in the future
Oh shit Wikipedia has taken over it was true WIKIPEDIA IS SKY NET

Santa Christ 

Santa Christ Santa Christ we all love Santa Christ, he is Santa and Jesus God damn its Santa Christ. He atoned for all our sins but he also likes pancakes, he saves puppies from a fire and he also likes pancakes. He played base for Aerosmith, reads to sick orphans too, he goes surfing in space, and makes really good Fondue. He shoots lasers from his eyes and heal curtains for free, he fights monsters for fun and hangs out with Mr. T. Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, you are the best man we love you Santa Christ.
Tarken: Holy Shit Weeg there goes Santa Christ back from a busy day.

Weeg: Yup he is going to IHOP to eat his pancakes.

All: You are the best man we love you Santa Christ

High octane nightmare fuel 

Some really fucked up images that will forever haunt you for the rest of your life. The spawn of satan's mind after being tourtured by constand Hannah Montana courtesy of God.
Just google image it... I DARE YOU.
High octane nightmare fuel refuses to let me sleep