A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
by Tannasgh May 07, 2018
Get the Carpet Pizza mug.Boggling is the seemingly dyslexic result of an attempt at blogging. Generally speaking it is a blog which is: poorly thought out, devoid of critical thought, replete with grammatical errors and absent any meaningful, referenced facts.
Person 1: I just read what I thought might be an interesting blog, but boy was I wrong.
Person 2: What was wrong with it?
Person 1: Well, the topic was confusing at best, and the facts didn't support what little was understandable, and the conclusion had zero to do with the facts or the topic. To top it off, it read like it was written by someone on their phone riding down a gravel road. The level of stupidity was mind boggling.
Person 2: Ah, then I suppose the author was boggling instead of blogging.
Person 2: What was wrong with it?
Person 1: Well, the topic was confusing at best, and the facts didn't support what little was understandable, and the conclusion had zero to do with the facts or the topic. To top it off, it read like it was written by someone on their phone riding down a gravel road. The level of stupidity was mind boggling.
Person 2: Ah, then I suppose the author was boggling instead of blogging.
by Tannasgh June 29, 2016
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by Tannasgh July 30, 2004
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After the kegger the other night we went and killed a couple of jalpeno meat lover pizzas. I spent the whole morning with splatterbutt and had to shower four times.
by Tannasgh February 14, 2006
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An alternative for the word precum. It is generally applied to situations where a bond forms between the tip of a man’s penis and his underwear after a heavy makeout session.
An alternative for the word precum. It is generally applied to situations where a bond forms between the tip of a man’s penis and his underwear after a heavy makeout session.
Nadhesive
I nearly ripped the skin off my penis, when I took of my underwear last night. My girl and I got hot and heavy then she had to go. Seems I got some Nadhesvive on the tip of my tallywhacker and it stuck to my underwear. It hurt so bad I almost called 911.
I nearly ripped the skin off my penis, when I took of my underwear last night. My girl and I got hot and heavy then she had to go. Seems I got some Nadhesvive on the tip of my tallywhacker and it stuck to my underwear. It hurt so bad I almost called 911.
by Tannasgh August 12, 2019
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by Tannasgh February 14, 2006
Get the flutterbutt mug.From the words rhino (nose) and lith (rock). A Rhinolith is an enormous hard booger that when removed has a semblance of having a rock pulled from ones nose.
Dude, I can't breathe...
Check your nose for a rhinolith...
Yep, that's what it was alright, look at the size of this thing, I think they used these to build Stonehenge.
Check your nose for a rhinolith...
Yep, that's what it was alright, look at the size of this thing, I think they used these to build Stonehenge.
by Tannasgh September 03, 2006
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