maypops

offbrand athletic shoes. E.g., Stadias, Zips, Winners, Dart-A-Bouts, Curtsy Times, etc.

I can't believe I lost a tennis match to that bama with those maypops. His shoes had pictures of celery on them.

by Tank Miller November 23, 2007

some pumpkins

Unusually good.

I was going to watch the first half of the movie and then go to sleep, but I stayed up well past my bedtime because, as it turns out, The Lives of Others is some pumpkins.

by Tank Miller December 02, 2020

Exxon Frank

somebody who is acting smug because they believe themselves to be unassailable, but little do they know that they can be gotten to. Just like that cocky tiger on the Exxon Tiger Marts who is no Tony the Tiger, that's for sure.

Look at Exxon Frank over there without a care in the world after stealing my white elephant gift, but wait until he sees that it's actually a novelty Theragun massager, which when you push the button, has a little flag that pops out and says, "Rub!".

by Tank Miller May 30, 2024

whoabouts

Who somebody is. It is like the word 'whereabouts', but for identity rather than location.

How embarrassing that I ran into a former coworker at the Knapsack Store, but couldn't recall her whoabouts.

by Tank Miller January 26, 2025

Shoe-Sock-Foot

the Hungarian version of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Shoe covers sock. Sock covers foot. Foot stinks up shoe.

The kids wanted to play "I Love Lucy", so first they played Shoe-Sock-Foot to see who had to be Ethel.

by Tank Miller April 24, 2024

joanworthy

when somebody or something is a good candidate for funny insults.

I hope we didn't hurt his feelings, but his Matt Houston socks were abundantly joanworthy.

by Tank Miller December 04, 2024

you-don't-say-tality

Somebody who dies from a heart attack because the person who called 911 was a mime.

Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.

by Tank Miller December 04, 2024