Tank Miller's definitions

joanworthy

when somebody or something is a good candidate for funny insults.

I hope we didn't hurt his feelings, but his Matt Houston socks were abundantly joanworthy.

by Tank Miller December 4, 2024

getting on my pancreas

when someone or something is particularly pleasing or agreeable; the opposite of "getting on my nerves".

It was late, but still I was sad for dinner to end because she was really getting on my pancreas with her stories about yelling, "Hear ye, hear ye ..." during Confession.

by Tank Miller January 4, 2023

Cindy Lou Hiccup

The first hiccup that occurs after a long enough respite that you got your hopes up that they were gone.

I was humoring my aunt when I tried her hiccup cure of curtsying four times whilst blindfolded, but I didn't hiccup even once in the minute that followed and indeed became a believer until alas, here comes Cindy Lou Hiccup leaving me crestfallen.

by Tank Miller December 6, 2024

Otis Figaro

The little ball that dances jauntily atop song lyrics to let you know where you are in the song.

Daisy had the gumption to sing Nothing Compares 2 U at karaoke and we all thought Otis Figaro had malfunctioned at the word 'restaurant', but it turned out it was just a function of Sinead O'Connor's ability. We all had a lot of nerve to ever question Otis Figaro.

by Tank Miller December 30, 2024

maypops

offbrand athletic shoes. E.g., Stadias, Zips, Winners, Dart-A-Bouts, Curtsy Times, etc.

I can't believe I lost a tennis match to that bama with those maypops. His shoes had pictures of celery on them.

by Tank Miller November 23, 2007

On the bucket

Currently experiencing ones menstrual period. This expression originated in a time and place where people spent days sitting on buckets and doing chores due to a lack of sanitary products.

Poor Sophie has her volleyball tournament tomorrow and now she’s on the bucket.

by Tank Miller August 16, 2022

heister

A basketball player who shoots often even though their tendency is to miss the shots that they take. A heister has a shooter's mentality but not a shooter's ability.

Once Ricky Davis got the ball, I knew it was going up. He is a heister.

by Tank Miller December 29, 2007