Shoe-Sock-Foot

the Hungarian version of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Shoe covers sock. Sock covers foot. Foot stinks up shoe.

The kids wanted to play "I Love Lucy", so first they played Shoe-Sock-Foot to see who had to be Ethel.

by Tank Miller April 24, 2024

you-don't-say-tality

Somebody who dies from a heart attack because the person who called 911 was a mime.

Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.

by Tank Miller December 04, 2024

ranatra

a unit of odor

I need to air out my apartment because it is about 4.26 ranatras in here.

by Tank Miller May 26, 2018

joanworthy

when somebody or something is a good candidate for funny insults.

I hope we didn't hurt his feelings, but his Matt Houston socks were abundantly joanworthy.

by Tank Miller December 04, 2024

On the bucket

Currently experiencing ones menstrual period. This expression originated in a time and place where people spent days sitting on buckets and doing chores due to a lack of sanitary products.

Poor Sophie has her volleyball tournament tomorrow and now she’s on the bucket.

by Tank Miller August 16, 2022

whoabouts

Who somebody is. It is like the word 'whereabouts', but for identity rather than location.

How embarrassing that I ran into a former coworker at the Knapsack Store, but couldn't recall her whoabouts.

by Tank Miller January 26, 2025

nightwink

When you wake up in the middle of the night, the moment when you check the time to see how much more time you have to sleep.

I feel fantastic today thanks largely to my great nightwink last night; I woke up to tinkle and learned it was only 2:14 AM.

by Tank Miller December 19, 2024