Tank Miller's definitions

joanworthy

when somebody or something is a good candidate for funny insults.

I hope we didn't hurt his feelings, but his Matt Houston socks were abundantly joanworthy.

by Tank Miller December 4, 2024

On the bucket

Currently experiencing ones menstrual period. This expression originated in a time and place where people spent days sitting on buckets and doing chores due to a lack of sanitary products.

Poor Sophie has her volleyball tournament tomorrow and now she’s on the bucket.

by Tank Miller August 16, 2022

Exxon Frank

somebody who is acting smug because they believe themselves to be unassailable, but little do they know that they can be gotten to. Just like that cocky tiger on the Exxon Tiger Marts who is no Tony the Tiger, that's for sure.

Look at Exxon Frank over there without a care in the world after stealing my white elephant gift, but wait until he sees that it's actually a novelty Theragun massager, which when you push the button, has a little flag that pops out and says, "Rub!".

by Tank Miller May 30, 2024

some pumpkins

Unusually good.

I was going to watch the first half of the movie and then go to sleep, but I stayed up well past my bedtime because, as it turns out, The Lives of Others is some pumpkins.

by Tank Miller December 2, 2020

nightwink

When you wake up in the middle of the night, the moment when you check the time to see how much more time you have to sleep.

I feel fantastic today thanks largely to my great nightwink last night; I woke up to tinkle and learned it was only 2:14 AM.

by Tank Miller December 19, 2024

Cindy Lou Hiccup

The first hiccup that occurs after a long enough respite that you got your hopes up that they were gone.

I was humoring my aunt when I tried her hiccup cure of curtsying four times whilst blindfolded, but I didn't hiccup even once in the minute that followed and indeed became a believer until alas, here comes Cindy Lou Hiccup leaving me crestfallen.

by Tank Miller December 6, 2024

Otis Figaro

The little ball that dances jauntily atop song lyrics to let you know where you are in the song.

Daisy had the gumption to sing Nothing Compares 2 U at karaoke and we all thought Otis Figaro had malfunctioned at the word 'restaurant', but it turned out it was just a function of Sinead O'Connor's ability. We all had a lot of nerve to ever question Otis Figaro.

by Tank Miller December 30, 2024