Morton's Phase
Morton's Phase is generally categorised where by productive effort grinds to a halt and may even tend to the negative.
Morton's Phase by Mr Blobby 52 March 18, 2017
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morton's toe
morton's toe by lucas livermoore March 7, 2010
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Morton's Fork
Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.
John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.
John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.
Morton's Fork by BlindButAware May 6, 2014
Morton's Toe
When your second toe is bigger than the first. Is a sign of intelligence, and you can pick things up with your toes.
Morton's Toe by goaliee68 December 13, 2014
Morton's Mistake
When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.
"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."
Morton's Mistake by HungryJohnny July 9, 2022
Morton's Law
The law defining the known fact that you have to wear the opposite colour bra to your shirt or else the bra will be Easily visible
Morton's Law by I just need chicken salad April 9, 2020
throck morton's
In the medical field, Throck Morton's describes a situation in which a male's penis points to the affected leg or side.
Doctor: "This man's got a hairline fracture on the left proximal neck of the femur."
Nurse: "I don't see anything how can you tell?"
Doctor: "Throck Morton's on the left."
Nurse: "I don't see anything how can you tell?"
Doctor: "Throck Morton's on the left."
throck morton's by super monkey man November 6, 2008