Skin

1. noun. The stuff that decides if rednecks will like you or not
2. noun. Rolling papers
3. noun. A high five
4. noun. Used to describe somebody wearing revealing clothing
5. noun. Used to describe somebody who is in the nude
6. noun. Said when guys discuss how their time with a girl was if their time involved an unclothed woman.
1. "Damn it. My skin is all sunburned!"
2. "Get the skins, homie."
3. "Gimme some skin, dog!" *holds hand up for a high five*
4. "Wow, check that chick out. She sure is showing skin!"
5. "I was minding my own business on my deck yesterday, and some fine piece of ass walked by in the skin!"
6. "Man, you won't believe it. Last night I got skin from Tracy!"
by TangClock May 13, 2009
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Flame Retarded

A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.
Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.
by TangClock July 13, 2009
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Sand Necktie

When someone is buried in sand vertically up to his or her neck at low tide, and left for the tide to come in. And old technique said to be used by pirates.
"Yarr! When we reach land, your getting a sand necktie! Yarr!"
by TangClock May 14, 2009
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Monitor Tan

Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.
I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.
by TangClock August 18, 2009
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