Tama Boyle's definitions
The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.
From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.
From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.
by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007
Get the Toblerone tunnelmug. >n. 1a. the study of loose change, car keys and television remotes. b. the collected ephemera and shiznit of such study. 2. a small mess of random objects; a miscellany. >Also, cryptolectrologist n., cryptolectrologer n., cryptolectrological adj.
(from Greek kruptos ‘hidden’ + lektron ‘couch’)
(from Greek kruptos ‘hidden’ + lektron ‘couch’)
Your honour, I should now like to call upon my expert witness, world-renowned crytpolectrologist and trampoline instructor Dr. Finbarr Beauchamp-Stoat, who will testify that the empty chip packet was not that of my client...
by Tama Boyle February 11, 2005
Get the cryptolectrologymug. 1. The elastic band of tissue connecting the foreskin of the penis to the underside of the glans; the fraenulum praeputii penis.
2. The string of a banjo, often plucked or strummed in order to produce twangy music as most regularly associated with the Hillbilly or Billy Connolly.
2. The string of a banjo, often plucked or strummed in order to produce twangy music as most regularly associated with the Hillbilly or Billy Connolly.
by Tama Boyle January 29, 2007
Get the banjostringmug. The largest city in the South Island of New Zealand, once used rather frequently by housewives and grandmothers as a mild expletive being roughly equivalent to gosh or darn.
While definitely not averse to using such words as fuck and cunt, modern New Zealanders take great delight in reliving the stultifying drudgery of the 1950s and will often be heard to utter (at least ironically) the phrase "Oh, Christchurch!", especially when tripping up, falling over, climaxing, etc.
While definitely not averse to using such words as fuck and cunt, modern New Zealanders take great delight in reliving the stultifying drudgery of the 1950s and will often be heard to utter (at least ironically) the phrase "Oh, Christchurch!", especially when tripping up, falling over, climaxing, etc.
by Tama Boyle January 31, 2007
Get the Christchurchmug. To engage in the taking of illegal substances in the lavatories of public bars, clubs, town halls etc.
Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.
Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.
Man: Where are you off to, another man?
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.
by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007
Get the gather one's thoughtsmug. Used throughout New Zealand and a large part of Australia as an all round term for a (tobacco) cigarette.
Despite my most concerted efforts, I have yet to find an acceptable etymology for this word. I can only surmise that it has been lost in the Mists Of Time.
Despite my most concerted efforts, I have yet to find an acceptable etymology for this word. I can only surmise that it has been lost in the Mists Of Time.
by Tama Boyle February 6, 2007
Get the durriemug. Describing an individual who has latterly overindulged in wanking (usually upwards of five acts of masturbation in any one day) and is experiencing its concomitant and extended euphoria.
Often the wank-happy individual finds himself in such a situation when he, upon some windfall, comes into possession of a large quantity of high quality (usually European) pornography.
Often the wank-happy individual finds himself in such a situation when he, upon some windfall, comes into possession of a large quantity of high quality (usually European) pornography.
Ever since Alan got that box set of Danish Bean-Flicking Hole-Pluggers Dildofest Vols. I-IX, he's been so wank-happy.
by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007
Get the wank-happymug.