GOFURS is acronym for Go Fuck Yourself
In a one on one conversation one can tell another FURS.
This acronym is especially useful in texting. Telling someone to go fuck themselves.
In a one on one conversation one can tell another FURS.
This acronym is especially useful in texting. Telling someone to go fuck themselves.
John: “Hey Julie, GOFURS! “
Ron: “Why are you yelling gophers at that BF?”
John: “There are kids present. GOFURS is much better when people are around. Than saying Go F youself! But that BF doesn’t get it anyway. “
Ron: “Why don’t you say GOFURS BF?”
John: “I was going to say See you next Tuesday (c.u.n.t.) you rotten, stinky ho. But GOFURS has much more sting.”
Ron: “Why are you yelling gophers at that BF?”
John: “There are kids present. GOFURS is much better when people are around. Than saying Go F youself! But that BF doesn’t get it anyway. “
Ron: “Why don’t you say GOFURS BF?”
John: “I was going to say See you next Tuesday (c.u.n.t.) you rotten, stinky ho. But GOFURS has much more sting.”
by T_rump_supporter April 07, 2018
I had a load rag that stands up on its own. It took so many loads. I put it in a frame and called it art work.
by T_rump_supporter June 26, 2018
Small Southwest Michigan town where JimBob, BillyJoe, BillyJean, and Maxwell call home. If you live on Roberts Mountain, then you may have a similar name. (Roberts Mountain being the garbage dump on Roberts road)
I was in Three Rivers last week visiting cuzin JimBob. We went fishing and then had a nice view of Three Rivers up top on Roberts mountain. The methane smell sure makes ya know you is alive.
by T_rump_supporter November 07, 2010
On a 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, as a 1 being fugly and a 10 meaning how many Clydesdale horses it would take to pull me off her.
by T_rump_supporter September 04, 2016
To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 07, 2010
A pajama party is an event in which a slut can finally claim to not be used like a plastic fuck doll.
“While his wife was away Larry and I had a pajama party last night. He ate Corn chips and beer farted all night while I watched beauty and the beast and sipped sparkling wine. I love pajama parties because they are more romantic than being used like a plastic fuck doll”
by T_rump_supporter November 28, 2018
Ho Force are the subtle or out right powers of gold diggers, strippers, and hookers. Often using their looks or sex to bilk money from weaker males and those who they can use to further their own lifestyle.
Obiwon: "Your Ho Force powers don't work on me Jessaho. You must find another smuck to bilk of their paycheck. And by the way you're fat!"
Jessaho: "You, Obiwon, will succumb to my charms as a 3rd degree Ho of the Sith."
Obiwon: "Your Ho Force powers do not influence the force around me. Be off you ugly wench!"
Jessaho: "You, Obiwon, will succumb to my charms as a 3rd degree Ho of the Sith."
Obiwon: "Your Ho Force powers do not influence the force around me. Be off you ugly wench!"
by T_rump_supporter May 09, 2016