A man who drives a van around and makes people 'get in the van' and takes them to a random location and kicks them out.
"GET IN THE VAN"!!!
"Where are we going?"
"It doesn't matter"
"I hope he's a vannist or were screwed".
"Where are we going?"
"It doesn't matter"
"I hope he's a vannist or were screwed".
by TWC.TV July 08, 2015
A person that lives on a barge on a canal.
Like a land gypsy, water gypsies travel and live in a terrible habitat, smell horrible and is a valid form of insult.
Unlike land gypsies, water gypsies are unlikely to steal unless their way of life is threatened, have pet dogs or ‘dags’ Or ask for ‘any old iron’.
Like a land gypsy, water gypsies travel and live in a terrible habitat, smell horrible and is a valid form of insult.
Unlike land gypsies, water gypsies are unlikely to steal unless their way of life is threatened, have pet dogs or ‘dags’ Or ask for ‘any old iron’.
Steve: ‘Hey Doug! Do you want to go to the Dog and Duck later by the canal?’
Doug:’No way, there’s way too many water gypsies floating around by around there!’
Doug:’No way, there’s way too many water gypsies floating around by around there!’
by TWC.TV April 12, 2018
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."
by TWC.TV November 30, 2015
Like a brick in the wind, this person will be stubborn and not move when being pushed away.
If a brick was to be one with the wind it would cause a lot of damage, be very dangerous and annoying to all nearby.
If a brick was to be one with the wind it would cause a lot of damage, be very dangerous and annoying to all nearby.
Melvin - 'Hey Keith lets go to the beach!'
Keith - 'Naa i wanna stay home today'
Melvin - 'Fuck you Keith, you're such a brick in the wind'
An Angry white kid with a gun in school was described by the rest of the class as a brick in the wind.
Keith - 'Naa i wanna stay home today'
Melvin - 'Fuck you Keith, you're such a brick in the wind'
An Angry white kid with a gun in school was described by the rest of the class as a brick in the wind.
by TWC.TV November 06, 2016
To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.
Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.
It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.
It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.
Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.
Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.
Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
by TWC.TV March 17, 2017
Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump
by TWC.TV November 30, 2015
An Unwanted is a child who never gets adopted and has to leave the orphanage at 18 with no biological parent wanting them, and no desperate person unable to birth a child of their own wanting them either.
Unlike a homeless, an unwanted seeks love and affection, rather than spare change, yet both live off the land (streets in a city centre) and are without a home.... or love.
Unlike a homeless, an unwanted seeks love and affection, rather than spare change, yet both live off the land (streets in a city centre) and are without a home.... or love.
Jamie - 'Why is Jason Leaving the Orphanage?'
Mike - 'He's an unwanted, so now he's 18 he has to leave the orphanage on his own and live of the land.'
Jamie - 'Golly! I knew he wasn't loved by anyone but i never knew he was an unwanted!'
Mike - 'He's an unwanted, so now he's 18 he has to leave the orphanage on his own and live of the land.'
Jamie - 'Golly! I knew he wasn't loved by anyone but i never knew he was an unwanted!'
by TWC.TV March 17, 2017