TV CAR's definitions
This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.
Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?
Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.
Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.
by TV CAR March 26, 2010
Get the Upset The Applecartmug. What damn dirty rednecks and stupid hillbillys have none of. You see "book learn'in" is something you learn by actually picking up a book and being able to read it and comprehend what those letters mean. Since most rednecks and hilbillys are as dumb as a box of rocks, they can't read and think people who can read are the devil. This term is very common in the south, to hear the term used down south, either ask the dude with three teeth fucking a goat or the girl who just blew her brothers.
*redneck sittin on old wooden porch with his sheep as car pulls away, and hillbilly freind walks up* Redneck :That city folk thought he had lots o' book learn'in,cause he told me not to hump my sheep it bees ill-eagle.
Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?
Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?
Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.
Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?
Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?
Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
Get the Book learn'inmug. A Urban Dictionary editor who refuses to publish most if not all abbreviations, feeling they are stupid and overtaking the dctionary. This person thinks enough abbreviations like WTF,LOL and FTW are in the dictionary and if you see the other ones you can figure there stupid meaning out for yourself.
Mike :I keep tryin to get MMVWH published in the urban dictionary,but it keeps gettin shut down.
Tony : Looks an abbrevinator is shuttin you down.
Tony : Looks an abbrevinator is shuttin you down.
by TV CAR March 27, 2010
Get the Abbrevinatormug. Thiis means to hurry the fuck up, and start moving your ass instead of sittin on it. Often told to lazy slackers sitting around on their fat asses smokin bowls and updating their face book accounts.
Tony : Eric why don't you get your ass in gear and get a fuckin job!
Eric :I will man,just let me finish burn'in one and update my facebook account.
Eric :I will man,just let me finish burn'in one and update my facebook account.
by TV CAR March 20, 2010
Get the Get your ass in gearmug. This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.
Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*
Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.
Tony: yep
Skippy : Eating some pizza.
Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?
Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.
Tony: yep
Skippy : Eating some pizza.
Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?
by TV CAR March 20, 2010
Get the Captin Obviousmug. The place where you go to TRY and buy apple products, but can't because none of the ubernerd fuckfaces will ever wait on you. Everyone in the store seems to be on some kind of techno high, surrounded by all this new apple shit. The people who work there will ignore you if you don't look like some nerd spaz dickweed, a.k.a. their people. You can somehow get put on a list of people who the appleheads will wait on first, like getting in line but without the line but with total chaos and no organization.The appleseeds all roll around with their fucking ipods typing shit in and runing back to the store room so you can't ask them any questions. You can go up to the counter and stand in front of at least 3 applefuckers and be ignored and passed over, at which point you may feel like picking up one of the stools and smashing the fuck out of something. In my personal experince, waiting for 45 min. to just pick up something that I ordered, I saw 2 applegeeks give each other a hi-five and say good day at work see you tommorow, real cool. I just can't belive some many fucking tools can be lumped up into one place, and they all say I'll have to ckeck the warranty on that and run some diagnostics on that, no matter what you hand them or what the problem is. Needless to say it probally is faster and far less aggravation to order something online and wait at your front door.
dude 1 : I went to the apple store yesterday to get my iphone looked at.
dude 2: What happened?
dude 1: They said they would check the warranty, and run some diagnostics on it.
dude 2 : What then?
dude 1: They said some internal shit was bad and the warranty was up, so they would give me like 25 bucks off a new one.
dude 2 : So did you get a new one?
dude 1 : Well being over a barrel and all I had no choice, so these fuckers then probably turned around and fixed my old one for like 5 bucks and will sell it as refurbished.
dude 2 : That sucks , to get fucked by appleheads.
dude 2: What happened?
dude 1: They said they would check the warranty, and run some diagnostics on it.
dude 2 : What then?
dude 1: They said some internal shit was bad and the warranty was up, so they would give me like 25 bucks off a new one.
dude 2 : So did you get a new one?
dude 1 : Well being over a barrel and all I had no choice, so these fuckers then probably turned around and fixed my old one for like 5 bucks and will sell it as refurbished.
dude 2 : That sucks , to get fucked by appleheads.
by TV CAR July 20, 2010
Get the Apple Storemug. A term used when something is just not right or offensive. Can be used to tell someone your don't agree with their opinion or your generally don't like what they had to say.
by TV CAR July 1, 2010
Get the That's just ignorantmug.