A person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. These people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullshitting, and then they slip in the "oh by the way I need......". Everone knows at least one asshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.
lance: That pain in the ass hank stopped by today.
frank : What that tool want?
lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!
frank: He's a real needer
frank : What that tool want?
lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!
frank: He's a real needer
by TV CAR April 06, 2010
A term used when something is just not right or offensive. Can be used to tell someone your don't agree with their opinion or your generally don't like what they had to say.
by TV CAR June 28, 2010
What society is slowly but surely turning into. This state of "overcare" is being brougt on by such things as tweeting and facebook. Everyone must know what everyone is doing at all times no matter how dull and boring it is. People are feeding this monster by constantly tweetin and updating their faces with their mindless dribble and boring escapades. In a day not far from now everyone will be able to know what anyone is doing and where they are doing it.
Tony : Overcare is taking over our society.
Mike : I know I remember *flashhing back*
To when phones had cords,to when people could only call you when you were home,to when I didn't know when all my friends kid were playing a game at that exact time,to when I dind't know where people were at or if their kids were sick,or if people were just sittin around with their thumbs up their asses tweetin.
*coming back to reality*
But those days are gone thanks to tweeter and facebook.
Mike : I know I remember *flashhing back*
To when phones had cords,to when people could only call you when you were home,to when I didn't know when all my friends kid were playing a game at that exact time,to when I dind't know where people were at or if their kids were sick,or if people were just sittin around with their thumbs up their asses tweetin.
*coming back to reality*
But those days are gone thanks to tweeter and facebook.
by TV CAR March 28, 2010
by TV CAR April 09, 2010
The day after is a way of saying something epic or terrible happened the nite before,in reference to the droping of an A-Bomb and it's undeniable impact on ones life. Here are some nites that could lead to a day after
1.Hardcore drinking nite.
2.Ending up in jail for any numerous reasons.
3.Epic sexual conquest.
4.Being on the wrong end of a beatdown.
5.Not remembering last nite at all.
1.Hardcore drinking nite.
2.Ending up in jail for any numerous reasons.
3.Epic sexual conquest.
4.Being on the wrong end of a beatdown.
5.Not remembering last nite at all.
dude 1: I have a killer hangover and don't rember anything about last nite.
dude 2:Ahh, The day after...
dude 2:Ahh, The day after...
by TV CAR March 23, 2010
This term is for when you do a favor for someone,then use that favor to to taunt or guilt them.You try to keep this status over them as long as possible until you can cash that mother fucker in on something good.The term comes from the wildly popular passtime of taunting small children,by holding something over their head just out of reach and making them crazy.
tony:I just fixed missy's car today.
mike:Really how much did you charge her?
tony:nothing,but I told her" I'll hold it over your head"
mike:did she get it?
tony:I think so,but if she didn't, I'll remind her that I fix her car the next time we're chillin and I need my cock sucked.
mike:Really how much did you charge her?
tony:nothing,but I told her" I'll hold it over your head"
mike:did she get it?
tony:I think so,but if she didn't, I'll remind her that I fix her car the next time we're chillin and I need my cock sucked.
by TV CAR March 02, 2010
A phrase uttered after one has usually lambasted or insulted someones life or lifestlyle. This is pure sarcasam at its best, and if used properly makes the person feel confused, and unsure of what you just told them. The term always means you are actually being overly critical and are just trying to defuse a small amout of your criticism.
dude 1 : How did you like my new girl?
dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.
dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.
dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.
dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*
dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.
dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.
dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.
dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*
by TV CAR May 03, 2010