brostitute

A freind who says "I'll be your best freind if..." alot. He is bassically selling his freindship for money.

Garrett: I'll be your best freind if you buy me lunch today.
Brandon: You sir, are a brostitute.

by TTT of Your Face February 09, 2010

Brosyphilis

When one gets syphilis from a mutual girlfreind or prostitute.

Due to my very unbrolike behavior with regards to Adam's girlfreind, I cuntracted brosyphilis.

by TTT of your Face February 10, 2010

Cuntraction

The act of contracting, when it applies to STDs gotten from women.

I think I may have cuntracted brosyphilis this weekend from Allen's girlfreind. This is a most unfortanate cuntraction.

by TTT of your Face February 10, 2010