Definitions by TR Arterburn
corgiatric service dog
Royal Pembroke Welsh Corgi tasked with deep penetration therapy, anxiety attack reaction, self harm prevention, mood swing stabilization and antisocial reversal.
My corgiatric service dog rolls without a vest, do-not-pet emblem and total regard for acceptable service animal conduct because we’re both neurodivergent, bro!
corgiatric service dog by TR Arterburn April 26, 2026
Corginatrix
A female Royal Pembroke Welsh Corgi who exercises absolute, unquestioned authority over a household, neighborhood, public space or specific patch of sunlit carpet.
Whatever you say, Corginatrix!
Corginatrix by TR Arterburn April 7, 2026
delusionaries
A group of half-wit, pie-in-the-sky dopamine addicts easily coerced into bad decisions with bright lights, loud dance music and the power of psycho-babble suggestion.
Listen up, delusionaries! You can own a perpetual bank-account-bleeding Vegas timeshare for what you spend on booze, smokes, vapes, pay TV and porn every month!
delusionaries by TR Arterburn March 26, 2026
covert corgi
Clandestine canine operative assigned to bone up on interesting and/or irregular facets of human nature.
covert corgi by TR Arterburn March 26, 2026
fleemarket
A sprawling, often viral-venue-based subculture mercantile ecosystem characterized by the nonsensical exchange of archaic weaponry (nunchucks, throwing stars, swords, tactical knives, battle axes), obsolete media, broken timepieces, kill-heavy video game cartridges, and cursed artifacts of the recently departed, which can cause members of Generation Z and Alpha to race to the nearest egress point. Unlike traditional pre-owned retail, the fleemarket operates on a reverse-hell-bent marketing axis, where the value of an item is proportional to how much time the seller can tolerate owning it.
fleemarket by TR Arterburn March 26, 2026
flee market
A sprawling, often subterranean or warehouse-based mercantile ecosystem, stemming from estate sales and hoarder cleanups, characterized by the reverse hell bent exchange of outdated weaponry (nunchucks, throwing stars, tactical knives, battle axes), obsolete print media, kill-heavy video game cartridges and cursed artifacts of the recently departed. It operates on a coin-driven giver-taker axis, where the value of an item is inversely proportional to how much the seller actually wants to let it go. An unholy event that makes ultra-intrinsic members of generations Z and Alpha race for the nearest egress point.
flee market by TR Arterburn March 22, 2026
Botcrates
Botcrates by TR Arterburn March 19, 2026