Fuckwanked

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed
by Tom April 26, 2004
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crusade

The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.
Christian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.
by Tom November 20, 2003
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chickenmcfuckwich

Why did you get that KFC
Because I am a cunt
by Tom March 20, 2005
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rudeboy

Also known as: Human vulgaris twatis. Other terms include chav, rude, townie, or 'Donald Ducks,'as my old Dad calls them.
Defined as: An unpleasant male creature, decked in a strangely positioned cap,who is extremely tall and skinny and with a terribly hickey mauled neck, given to them by their 'beeatch.' This beeatch is not the entrance to the proverbial hive, but a female creature of the same species, prone to bizzare outburst such as 'wotyoulookinatorsumfink.'
Famous(infamous ruders): Vicky Pollard......and she's an impression so really...there's no one ....is there? Thank God. Oh besides that guy from the Streets.
You lookin at my gel? She's well fit innit! Was you saying she was fit? You dur'y greb
by Tom May 03, 2004
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gurty

kinda like great or fat
by tom April 19, 2003
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smfc

You can smfc you HOE!
by tom July 27, 2004
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Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!
What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!
by ToM August 02, 2003
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