TOm's definitions

krakadaka

A word used when you are too tired to go to the pub and you have too much work to do.
Saves so much time!

"Do you want to come to the pub tonight?"
"Karkadaka"

by Tom April 20, 2005

insult

Something that is apparently VERY COMMON on this website...

"****er!"

by Tom October 21, 2003

gypdyke

A female who is of gypsy origins, she wears way too much jewellery and sleeps with her brothers and more to the point her sisters, normally seen in small groups, when these groups are upwind of you you get an overpowering smell of unwashed pussy.

"I say Jeeves" said Herman, "what is that fishy smell?". "Must be the blasted Gypdykes back in town Jeeves"
Exclaimed Herman

by Tom November 28, 2004

don

The leader of a gang, particularly in Mafia terms.

"I eat bananas with cherry sauce."

by Tom December 24, 2003

chickenmcfuckwich

corporate and very bad

Why did you get that KFC
Because I am a cunt

by Tom May 13, 2005

doltswagen

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.

Second-hand value? Zero.

I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.

by Tom November 3, 2003

mash

To bump into someone without saying exscuse me or sorry.
Or to hit.

"Your just gonna mash on a bitch, huh?"

by Tom January 13, 2005