Definitions by TOTEMIR

Blair Witch Bubble

When a man ejaculates so for early in his partners mouth it fills their nasal cavities forming a bubble of cum in one or both of the nostrils.

SKÖL Bro 1: How did your date with that Attention Piece go last night?

SKÖL Bro 2: Dude she sucked me off so good I gave her a Blair Witch Bubble.

Blair Witch Bubble by TOTEMIR January 2, 2022

SKÖL Ho 

1. Any Ho that interferes with SKÖL Bro

2. A woman that is dating or is married to a SKÖL Bro.

A SKÖL Bro before a SKÖL Ho.

SKÖL Ho by TOTEMIR January 1, 2022

lampJade 

What you turn an unfaithful or hurtful girlfriend into.

If Jade treats my SKÖL Bro Frank badly again I’m going to turn her Ho ass into a lampJade.

lampJade by TOTEMIR December 21, 2021

SKÖL Bro 

Two close friends that are fans of the Vikings.

Frank, Chris and Vidar are SKÖL Bros.

SKÖL Bro by TOTEMIR December 14, 2021

Attention Piece 

A woman that strings a man along as long as he is giving her attention. She has no intention of ever having a serious relationship.

Frank: I think that that girl is an Attention Piece and is playing you SKÖL Bro.

SKÖL Bro: Well FUCK

Attention Piece by TOTEMIR December 14, 2021