lampJade

What you turn an unfaithful or hurtful girlfriend into.

If Jade treats my SKÖL Bro Frank badly again I’m going to turn her Ho ass into a lampJade.

by TOTEMIR December 21, 2021

Bro Dozeing

When one Bro engages in rough anal sex with another Bro.

Erika: Did you hear that Sam the Red got caught Bro Dozeing Dick-shirt John?

Amy What the fuck?

by TOTEMIR August 18, 2022

SKÖL Ho

1. Any Ho that interferes with SKÖL Bro

2. A woman that is dating or is married to a SKÖL Bro.

A SKÖL Bro before a SKÖL Ho.

by TOTEMIR January 01, 2022

Punch in the Piss Pan

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting

SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

Hate Pal

Pals that sit at the end of the bar and talk shit and spread haterade on the other patrons and general trash.

Frank: Jade and Chris have become close Hate Pal.

Amy: Well fuck!!!!!!

by TOTEMIR September 02, 2022