Hate Pal

Pals that sit at the end of the bar and talk shit and spread haterade on the other patrons and general trash.

Frank: Jade and Chris have become close Hate Pal.

Amy: Well fuck!!!!!!

by TOTEMIR September 03, 2022

lampJade

What you turn an unfaithful or hurtful girlfriend into.

If Jade treats my SKÖL Bro Frank badly again I’m going to turn her Ho ass into a lampJade.

by TOTEMIR December 22, 2021

Drink Drugin Mike

A guy who hangs around the local bar driving girls drinks.

SKÖL Bro: man my SKÖL Ho was sick as fuck when we got home from the bar.

Vidar: sounds like she ran into a Drink Drugin Mike.

by TOTEMIR January 08, 2022

SKÖL Ho

1. Any Ho that interferes with SKÖL Bro

2. A woman that is dating or is married to a SKÖL Bro.

A SKÖL Bro before a SKÖL Ho.

by TOTEMIR January 02, 2022

Kel-ced

When your ex wife steals your money to spend on drugs for her bull dyke girlfriend.

That bitch kel-ced the fuck out of that bastard Caveman.

by TOTEMIR February 14, 2022

Bro Dozing

Intense anal sex between two Bros.

Erika: Did you hear about Sam the red and Dick-shirt John Bro Dozing in the shoe parking lot?

Amy: What is wrong with them?

by TOTEMIR August 22, 2022

SKÖL Bro

Two close friends that are fans of the Vikings.

Frank, Chris and Vidar are SKÖL Bros.

by TOTEMIR December 15, 2021