Attention Piece

A woman that strings a man along as long as he is giving her attention. She has no intention of ever having a serious relationship.

Frank: I think that that girl is an Attention Piece and is playing you SKÖL Bro.

SKÖL Bro: Well FUCK

by TOTEMIR December 14, 2021

Knee in the Piss Pan

When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.

SKÖL Bro: Rich and his sister did the Knee in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: Holy fucking shot balls!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

Piss Pen

A Penis

SKÖL Bro 1: How was your date with Attention Peice?

SKÖL Bro 2: she let me Pop’er in the Piss Pan with my Piss Pen.

by TOTEMIR February 23, 2022

Bro Dozed

The results of When Bro A accidentally roofies Bro B instead of his intended female target. Bro A then violently analy assaults Bro B so he doesn’t waste his roofie.

Bro B has no recollection of the event, but wonders why his rectum is painfully inflamed

Dick Shirt Jon: I’m not sure but I think that moron Drink Drugging Mike Sam the Red Bro Dozed me last night. My ass is on fire.

by TOTEMIR August 25, 2022

lampJade

What you turn an unfaithful or hurtful girlfriend into.

If Jade treats my SKÖL Bro Frank badly again I’m going to turn her Ho ass into a lampJade.

by TOTEMIR December 21, 2021

Bro Dozeing

When one Bro engages in rough anal sex with another Bro.

Erika: Did you hear that Sam the Red got caught Bro Dozeing Dick-shirt John?

Amy What the fuck?

by TOTEMIR August 18, 2022

Dick Lamp

When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.

Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.

by TOTEMIR September 9, 2022