TONY's definitions
the no handed clap is where a male is wearing loose pants or shorts and thrusts his hips as to make his balls smack on his legs
by Tony July 17, 2006
Get the no handed clapmug. when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.
While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.
by tony August 18, 2004
Get the dump sweatsmug. by Tony July 13, 2004
Get the Bruised fruitmug. A name given to jack-offs that likes to pass gas in crowded
locations, preferably closed-in spaces were air is not ventilated.
Fart- comes from passing gas out the anus. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.
Spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the Roman masses.
combined; Fart+Spartagus as one name used in anger.
locations, preferably closed-in spaces were air is not ventilated.
Fart- comes from passing gas out the anus. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.
Spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the Roman masses.
combined; Fart+Spartagus as one name used in anger.
Damn, you Fartspartagus!!
An assmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.
A person standing in a long line on a hot day that passes gas in front of you when you are next.
A rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.
An assmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.
A person standing in a long line on a hot day that passes gas in front of you when you are next.
A rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.
by Tony June 19, 2006
Get the Fartspartagusmug. The best damn chocolate company--ever. It may be expensive, but it's the finest quality of chocolate you'll ever taste. I recommend that you savor it for maximum enjoyment.
$2.00 for an espresso truffle?!?!! Oh well, it's from Godiva so it must be good.
*makes a tiny nibble*
...mmmm, this tastes just as good as when my boyfriend kisses me
*makes a tiny nibble*
...mmmm, this tastes just as good as when my boyfriend kisses me
by Tony July 17, 2006
Get the Godivamug. 
plowing the snot out of some chick just cause she looked like she could have used a good stiff cock in her ass.
Hey look at that fugly chick at the end of the bar.
yeah but she has some big ole titties!
well shell be a charity fuck later on tonight.
yeah but she has some big ole titties!
well shell be a charity fuck later on tonight.
by tony January 24, 2004
Get the charity fuckmug.