TOM's definitions

Docker

1. A half smoked cigarette usually found on sidewalks and various other places.
2. A person who smokes dockers.

"That dude is sick, he smokes dockers."

by Tom September 30, 2003

Tae kwon do

Tae - To strike with the foot
Kwon - To destroy with the fist
Do - The art / way of...

The Korean art of kicking and punching - which would kick your arse.

by Tom August 2, 2003

blotto box

a device that can supposebly disrupt aintire area code like the whole downtown chicago area

dont try to instal a blotto box because it would be a federal offense

by tom May 13, 2005

flang

to go smoke marijuana

Hey Jeff, you want to go flang flang in your room. Hopefully you wont get kicked out of housing

by tom February 22, 2005

bovine

Vessel in which the whole universe resides.

We are Bovine, and Bovine is us.

by Tom November 27, 2003

Kristus

Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).

Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!

by Tom December 12, 2003

Headshot

When someone gets hit in the face with a fat gob of spooge.

I just totally headshotted that bitch.

by Tom January 24, 2003