Definitions by TOM

Giffer 

A drunk, middle aged female orgy seeker

"you mother is a giffer!!!"

Giffer by Tom April 10, 2004

mote

George house has a mote
(Shaven haven around genitals)

Q. george did u shave last night?
A. yes now i have a mote.

mote by tom April 4, 2004

mollz 

nuffer word 4 a plug socket

dude i just got electricuted by a bloody mollz

mollz by tom April 2, 2004

monkey pubes

Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason

Geez this nut has monkey pubes

monkey pubes by Tom April 1, 2004

ford focus 

The rich mans FORD. Either bought from familys or youngsters that feel too old.

The only decent Ford ever made in the UK

ford focus by Tom March 31, 2004

wizzy 

almighty being of the clockcrew. the clocks bow to his creation and the heavens shake with just one word of this magnificent clock

wizard clock

wizzy by tom March 31, 2004

slampig

Teresa Mangione is the true definition of a slampig

She is a slut and she steals people boyfriends

slampig by tom March 27, 2004