Led Zeppelin

The best band ever, fellow teens please understand that rap is destroying the world and your eardrums.Listen to some proper music u losers
by Tom December 12, 2003
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jack-off

1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation
Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.

Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.

Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.
by Tom April 12, 2006
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homish

to be gay or homosexual, or something is gay.
That's mighty homish
by Tom June 14, 2004
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Dirty Chalkboard

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.
What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.
by Tom July 01, 2006
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gred

wanna be drop out, hes thinks hes cool but hes not! basically dumb as shit
" you are gary " " very stupid "
" unknowing "
by tom May 13, 2005
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puddin-footed

Ususally refers to a horses foot. A bare-footed horse's foot spreads with time like a person who goes barefoot all the time.
That horse will wear a #2 shoe - It's puddin-footed. She's run around barefoot so long she's puddin-footed
by Tom February 17, 2005
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blato

Abv. of the word blatently, often used at the end of a sentance.
"Oi nick, lets go pull some slags!"

"Yeh mate blato"
by Tom March 07, 2004
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